STRAYKIDSFather figure
ALRIGHT IM NOT MADSungshine
He's madHoe
WHERE THE SHIT IS
MY BOYFRIENDMinnie
Stop losing him 🤨Father figure
SHUT THE FUCK UPChangbean
🧍♀️Weasel
🧍♀️Sungshine
🧍♀️Cant cook
🧍♀️Hoe
🧍♀️Minnie
🧍♀️Innie
Hi babeFather figure
JEONGINInnie
🧍♀️Father figure
Who told jyp that we
we're doing a live performance
in Seoul stadium at FOUR IN
THE GODDAMN MORNING⁉️Hoe
I didn't tell jyp 🙄Weasel
🤨Hoe
I told STAY 🤩Sungshine
Yeah and then jyp
found out 🤩Weasel
No one is waking me
up for thatInnie
But it's stayWeasel
BUT ITS THE ASS CRACK
OF DAWNFather figure
You guys are missing the pointChangbean
What's the pointFather figure
JYP WILL HAVE MY HEAD
AND MY GAWD DAYUM TOES
WHEN I SAY "hey so actually
minho and Jisung told stay
as a joke about that and we
won't actually do it"Cant cook
So then don't 🫶Father figure
Great so you minho and
Jisung will deal with
Hyunjin and seungmin
when they try to beat
the actual shit out of you
for waking them upHoe
Baby you know how much
I love you right?Weasel
I'm breaking up with youMinnie
Lee Felix if you fucking touch
me I will never EVER cuddle
you again. EVER.Cant cook
Minnie :(Minnie
You heard meHoe
Jinnie :(Weasel
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FanfictionLiterally what the title says, expect nothing more than random chapters, my humor input into the book, crack and a whole lost of insults 🫡 #1 hyunho 07/19/22