SKZ SOCIAL MEDIA CRACKFIC

3

00's take over

Lanky bitch
You're kidding

Mean bitch
I'm not

Lee bitch
What are we talking about

Squirrel bitch
I have no clue

Lanky bitch
Apparently Minnie saw minho
holding some other girls hand
and kissing it

Lee bitch
HWAT

Squirrel bitch
WATH

Lee bitch added 'father figure' to the chat

Lee bitch
Channie-hyung help
minnie might explode
and hyunjin might stab
someone

Father figure
Why-

Squirrel bitch
MINHO-HYUN WAS TALKING
TO THE FORBIDDEN SPECIES

Father figure
For the last time sung, women
are not forbidden

Squirrel bitch
That's heterosexual hyung

Father figure
Anyways, minho was with a girl?

Lanky bitch
And apparently kissed her hand

Lanky bitch
I'm not mad, just sad
he didn't at lease tell me

Lanky bitch
It's not like he kissed
her lips or anything

Father figure
Did you talk to him about
it?

Lanky bitch
I didn't want to come
off as over protective
or annoying

Father figure
You wouldn't, communicate

Father figure
It's you're job to let minho
know when you feel a certain
way and his to figure out
how to make it so that his
actions don't hurt you
or make feel insecure

Lanky bitch
Thank you Channie-hyung

Father figure
No problem love, btw wheres
innie?

Britney bitch
Right here

My lover boy

Pretty boy
Min?

My lover boy
Hi jinnie, I'm getting snacks
so that we can binge watch
that show you wanted to watch! :D

My lover boy
Is something wrong :(

Pretty boy
Min, we're you with a girl?

My lover boy
I was

Pretty boy
And did you kiss her hand?

My lover boy?
I did, is that what's the matter?

Pretty boy
Yes..

My lover boy
I'm sorry jinnie, I didn't mean
to upset you, she was a fan and
i just wanted to make her happy

Pretty boy
Stop being cute I'm
supposed to be upset with
you

My lover boy
:0

Pretty boy
I SAID STOP IT.

MATURITY REEKS (and minho)

Big bad wolf
Alright doopfucks

Big bad wolf
Who the Fuck took
Seungmins soobin photo card

Fat fucker (courtesy of minho)
CHANGE MY NAME FUCKSHIT

FUCK SHIT changed 'fat fucKer' to 'DOOPFUCK 1'

DOOPFUCK 1 changed 'FUCK SHIT' to 'DOOPFUCK 2'

DOOPFUCK 2
Better 🫶

Big bad wolf
Answer the question

DOOPFUCK 1
Idk I don't even stan txt

DOOPFUCK 2
BUT ITS YOUUU

DOOPFUCK 1
YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT

DOOPFUCK 2
LIAR

DOOPFUCK 1
SHUT UP LOPSIDED SHIT
STAIN

Big bad wolf
Innie, baby, help

Innie
Sorry love, currently watching
Jisung try to climb hyunjin

Big bad wolf
I would like to resign

DOOPFUCK 2
From???

Big bad wolf
Being the leader of a
bunch of MAN CHILDREN
but I'm keeping innie, he
comes with me

Innie
:)

Chan made this, he called us stupid

Idiot
SO FELLOW PLEBEIANS

Dumbass
DO YOY EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
JISUNG?

Idiot
*you

Idiot
Do I look like a thesaurus to
you bitch 🤨

Dumbfuck
What kind of dinosaur is
that

Idiot
Idk, I think it eats plants

Dumbass
Felix it's not a dinosaur

Dumbhoe
Wdym it literally has
saurus at the end

Dumbass
HOW DID YOU GRADUATE

Idiot
Stfu minho hyung, you're in
this gc for a reason

Dumbhoe
Yeah, what's the Pythagorean theorem 🤨

Dumbass
Hyunjin, do you even know
what that is

Dumbhoe
I tried to spell it like 'pie'

Dumbhoe
AYE AYE THIS AINT ABOUT
ME HOE