It was a cold winters day as I was on my way to school. Suddenly three boys walk near me with their big firm butts. I'm carrying my shrek bobble head. One kid says shrek is not real gay boy. I said "He is I watched all of his movies". One kid pushed me and called me a cunt. Another rubbed his big muscular chest near my body. As the other one was about to throw my shrek bobble head on the ground I screamed "nooooo". As it was about to hit the ground a green creature flew past me and next thing I knew I was holding my bobble head. I closed my eyes and as I opened them I see Shrek with all the dead bodies on the ground. Shrek tells me to prepare my anus, I pull down my trousers and boxers and prepare my boody hole. Shrek pushes his big green penis against my two but cheeks. I yell "Give it to me Shrek". Shrek pushes harder as I let out air. He said goodbye as a flew away. shrek is love..... Shrek is life.....