shrek walk into room at night
donkey there
"hello" say donkey seductively
shrek look confseu
"hi" say shrek with a small smile
"ur such a ngaughtty boi" say donkeyt
"wat the fuck r u doing u slut" repli shrek
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm come get sum" say donkey
shrekj find himself aroused by the muystertious man donekty in his room
"ok" say shrek
donket penetrate shrekl, ful force
"beautidfuk" say shrek in beteewen screeeems
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" yell shrek at the wondrous donkey cock
"m,m,mmmmmm" say donkte
donkeyt ride that
mmm
the twowo nekkid men lai on teh couch, doing the frick frack diddly dack patty whack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac murderously
shrek feeel hiz anus expaaaaand wit al the force
"lol donkety that was nice"
then fiona walk in
she screem and yel at shrekekek
"WAT HTE FUC DOIN"
then she slip on sunglasses
"well i aint dealin w dis shit" say fiona, tipping her fedora
"ive jjust beeen friendzoned" say fiona
"what" sauy shrek adn donkey
"godbye cumlicker" say fiona as she wlak out of door
shrek and donkley look at eachotehr with lust in their sparkling eyes
"lets fri kle farack"
and wso they fricjkel frackled all nite long
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