Part Twenty-Five B:
One Photostrip, One Good Morning Note, Some Death Eaters, and a Scene That Might Not Be Safe For Work. Also, a Surprise.It's not that Sirius minds the outdoors. Sirius actually quite enjoys the outdoors. He likes the smell of decaying woody things, the bright clarity of the air, the echo of small animal sounds and leaves shifting and it's all very pleasant, under normal circumstances. But the circumstances aren't normal, and today the woods are making him antsy. "I don't like it," he says again. He has said "I don't like it" at least seven thousand times since this morning, but he can't seem to stop himself. The forest here is odd. The echoes are strange, like they're bouncing off a boundary that isn't there. He doesn't like it! James should know! "I know," says James.
"I'm right about this," Sirius says. "Don't you think I'm right about this?"
"I think you're tired," says James. "In fact I know you're tired, because you were flopping all over the tent like an eel for most of the night. I think you're halfdelirious and I think I want to slap you. I think a lot of things.""You did slap me," Sirius points out.
"Oh yes," James agrees.
"That's right. I did.It felt so good I may have to do it again"
Sirius frowns and scratches at his eight hundredth mosquito bite. Apparently he is a very tasty mosquito delicacy. "Do you think I'm a very tasty mosquito delicacy?" he asks.
"Slapped Sirius," James says. "It sounds French. Doesn't it sound French?"
"Fine,” says Sirius, not really paying attention. He still doesn't like it, whatever it is, floating and mysterious,coming hither and thither unbidden, suspiciously like the common mosquito and making Sirius even more edgy than usual. Of course, it's possible it's only the mosquito bites that are bothering him, the occasional warning drone in his ear. Who wouldn't be hopping up and down when one is half naked in the forest, like a
giant buffet table for the bugs?
The mosquitoes have probably set up signs all throughout the forest, neon signs that read Sirius Black! Extra Raw & Juicy for Your Enjoyment.That isn't it.
"I have an excellent sense of dangerous," Sirius hisses. "Finetuned antennae for it, if you will. I have Filch to thank for it. Plus, I smell something. I smell something not right."
"That was our breakfast," James says sadly. "This should be a lesson to us never to eat anything you find
under a—"
Sirius tackles him. He's not quite sure, for a moment, why he did it; but no, James is annoying, probably
Sirius did this in order to belt him round the head. James isn't fighting back, and that's unusual, and then
Sirius feels heat on his backis it heat? Maybe it's just a strong pressure, like leaning his shoulders against a
rope? and then it doesn't matter what it is just that it hurts, pain so strong it is twisting, flaring, alive. Bright
streaks slam across his vision. He makes a noise.James, under his body, says "Fucking! Fuck!" His hands are on Sirius's shoulders, trying to push him off.
Sirius wills himself heavier, just to be annoying.
God, his back hurts! His back really fucking hurts! Sirius hates himself. He should be working through the
pain, like any competent person. Is he delirious or something? When was the last time they ate? He gets low
blood sugar, this is Remus's theory on why he spends so much his time not making sense or falling asleep.
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The Shoebox Project
FanfictionPresented as the contents of an old shoebox under Remus Lupin's bed, The Shoebox Project tells the story of Marauders-era Hogwarts through letters, photographs, and diary entries. "This story will lift you up and make your life a little better, and...