Yuki: I had this good sandwich today
Lando: ooowh tell us more
Seb: No
Yuki: What do you mean??
Seb: You guys share so much imported stuff. From now on this groupchat is for everything that is an 8 or higher.
Yuki: Sure. So this sandwich had flambéed garlic butter on the breads.
Alex: That sounds so good
Seb: This isn't a 8 or higher
Yuki: Did you have this sandwich??? NO. So yes this sandwich is an eight or higher.
Seb: Noo food is not an eight or higher
Yuki: What do you think is a eight or higher??
Seb: Like maybe a new contract or like moving to a new house
Yuki: And this sandwich
Mick: Kevin should share some stuff what is probably a 10
Kevin: Mick I told you this in secret
Mick: so you should share it
Checo: You moving to a different house?
Kevin: No. Nico and I stay in Monaco.
Daniel: what is it???
Lance: You went back to Denmark and for some reason they started talking Dutch?
Max: That would be weird
Kevin: But our language are pretty similar
Max: True just like German
Kevin: But not like Finnish that is completely different
Val: That is because Finnish is part of a different language 'tree'. Swedish and Norwegian are similar to danish being part of North Germanic language 'tree'. This is one of the many reasons why Finland is not part of Scandinavia.
George: Cool you know that
Alex: Simp
Lando: Why would you know that?
Seb: Guys please stop messaging. Please keep this groupchat for imported thing only
Daniel: If Lando and Carlos were still broken up he would make this comment but now I have to do it. Lando this is stuff you learn at school.
Lando: 🙄🙄 Did you learn that at school?
Daniel: No I went to school in Australia. We learn other thinks.
Carlos: How to take a snake out of your house??
Daniel: True
Lance: I still can't believe what thongs are in Australia
Seb: Come on People. This is not important.
Lando: I just don't get it. Tongs are underwear.
Daniel: No they are not
Yuki: What are you talking about??
Pierre: Daniel calls flipflops thongs
Yuki: Nooo what the fuck. Daniel why would you call them thongs??? Weird foot fetish?
Pierre: Who learned him what a fetish is???
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The f1 groupchat
FanfictionIts got Maxiel, Carlando and a lot more driverxdriver interaction. Its got mini drivers, f1 stickers and memes. Its got bad jokes, who are for some reason funny.
