Lance: I just went on the worst blind date ever!!!
Max: Wait let me get the popcorn
Yuki: I will get the drinks🧃🧃
Daniel: And I will get the drinks for the adults🍺
Yuki: At least my drink doesn't give someone a headache
Lando: Want some milk for that burn??
Seb: Lancyboy, please tell us about the worst blind date ever
Lance: I was a little early at the meeting point and some taxi drives through a puddle and splashes my jeans.
Lewis: Why are you wearing jeans??
Lance: I will come to that
Lance: So I am standing there with wet jeans. I bent forward to clean some of the dirt off my jeans. Somebody bumped into me, which made me fall on my face.
Lando: 😂😂
Charles: 😂😂
Fernando: Please tell me that was the exacted moment your date was there.
Lance: It was😶😶
Fernando: 😂😂
Val:
Lance: So I was laying on the street when she said: "You're Lance right? I am Karen. Why are you dressed like we are going on a city tour?". I was dressed in jeans with a plain t-shirt, because I thought we would go to a circus, but apparently we are going to a restaurant named circus, which is a restaurant with 3 Michelin stars.
Carlos: Man you were so underdressed you probably couldn't even work there as the dish boy
Lando: Nice one babe 😂
Max: 😂😂
Lance: So after some convincing that I had enough money to pay for the diner. We sit down and the waiter come to us.
Mick: Let me guess. The waiter is your ex??
Lance: Nope.
Checo: It was her ex??
Lance: Ding ding. It was a really awkward encounter, but he took our order. We had the chef's special 5-course menu. I asked for no shellfish.
Daniel: Why no shellfish? Shellfish is delicious!
Lando: Because everything fish related is disgusting.
Esteban: Lance is allergic to shellfish.
Pierre: And of course you would know that...
Lance: After the rocky start we had, we were talking and it was nice. But the waiter ex-boyfriend wasn't over her, so he had put shellfish in my 3th-course, without me knowing.....
Seb: Oowh no
Daniel: he did not
Esteban: Are you okay??
Charles: You didn't die from the shellfish?
Max: He is telling us the story, of course he is not dead dipshit!
Seb: Don't yell at Charles when he is in panicking
Max: Sorry Charles.
Lance: I am fine. In the hospital, but fine.
Seb: Tell me which hospital and I will come and get you.
Esteban: I also want to come.
Lance: Sweet😊😊. But do you guys want to know the worst part?
Lewis: You are in the hospital, what can be worse than that?
Lance: She got back together with that waiter ex-boyfriend of hers😤
Max: 😂😂
Lando: 😂😂
Pierre: It is a bad blind date, but not the worst blind date ever. That happened to me a couple of years ago.
Yuki: Please tell us
Pierre: Maybe another time.
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