"Dark Lord Funk" unknown
I literally have never heard this parody before but as promised I will produce any song submitted
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Doh
Doh doh doh
doh doh doh
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doh doh doh
doh doh doh
doh doh
Harry Potter
The boy who lived, come to die
Avaa-Da
This wiz, I'm ice cold
I'm Voldemort, that white cold
This one for that HP, says he hates me
But what can he do?
Caught the kid, boy who lived
Harry's outta luck
With the elder one, stop the chosen one
Maybe make a new Horcrux, (ha!)
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Call an auror up and to try and stop this man
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Make a headmaster retired man
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Don't say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Am I bad 'bout this curse? Avada down now
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya
'Cause dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya
It's saturday night and we taking Hogwarts
Don't believe me just watch! (come on!)
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Hey hey hey oooooh
Stop! Wait a minute...
Fill my goblet, put some fire in it
Grasp the hand, make the vow
Come on 'Trix, seal this now
We taking Diagon, Knockturn, Hogsmeade, anywhere!
If we show up, we gon' curse out. Badder than that devil's snare
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Call a auror up to try and stop this man
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Make a headmaster retire, man
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Witch say my name, you know who I am
I'm too hot! (hot hand!)
Am I bad 'bout this curse? Crucio now!
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya Hallelujah (whoo)
Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!
Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!
Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!
It's saturday night and we taking Hogwarts
Don't believe me just watch! (come on!)
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Ooooh
Before we leave...
Imma tell Harry Potter
A lil' something...
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up
I said Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up
Come on, curse! Just cast it
If you've got the mark then blast it!
If you're pureblood we'll have it
No need to fear the dark magic
Come on, curse! Just cast it!
No need to fear the dark magic...
It's saturday night and we takin' hogwarts
Don't believe me just watch! (come on)
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Ooooh
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (come on)
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (say whaaat)
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (come on now)
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (take it down now)
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (it's levioooosa not leviosaaaaa)
Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up (say whaaat)
Dark Lord funk you up
Aaaah
Slytherin wins the Housecup
