Well here it is! It's been a popular request <333
There's No Way
"Y/n!" Blitzo yelled out. "Yeah?" You said, popping your head through the door. "Listen. We're going up to the human world and we're gonna beat Verosika's fake ass." He said. "I'm planning a meeting in 10." He said. "So why'd you call me here if there was a meeting..?" You asked. "Uhhh. I don't know. Just be here for the meeting." He said. "Alright.." You said back, walking out of the room.
10 Minutes later because im too lazy to write what y/n did in her freetime
"Alright. Let's get started." Blitzo said. He started to explain his plan. And Moxxie requested a new plan, exclaiming Blitzo's was bad. They started to argue but Loona stopped it asking if she can come up with you guys. Of course Blitzo declined. Soon a new plan was made that everyone agreed with.
After getting up to 'human world', Loona stood up turning into her human disguise. "Loonie look at you, you look downright awful!" Blitzo exclaimed. Loona glared at him. "I am so proud, now fetch!" He said. Loona looks around, she smiles and heads over to a man with sunglasses. In the meanwhile, the four of you ran up to a building, climbing to the top.
Loona soon brought the dude over and Blitzo killed him. You all did this a few times. For you it was getting quite boring so you climbed off the building and wondered off onto the beach sands. Everyone was drunk and talking to each other. There was a stage set for the spring concert. Though you did have to hide because you didn't have a disguise like Loona. You quickly ran over to the stage. "I wasn't expecting to find you here." A feminine voice spoke. You whipped your head around and your eyes met with Verosika's.
"I-I uh.." You stuttered. "No need to be nervous. It's just me." She said. "Well to be honest, you're cute when you're nervous." She said. smiling. You laughed a little bit and sat down in a nearby chair. You looked over at Verosika and she had a lustful smirk on her face. She slowly walked over to the chair, hovering over you. "You don't know how much I adore you. You're gonna be mine sooner or later." She said.
~❤️~
"Where the fuck is Y/n?!" Blitz∅ asked. "It seems she ran away sir." Moxxie said. "Yeah no shit. I hope Verosika didn't get ahold of her." He said. "We'll find her, right Moxx?" Millie said. "Yeah.." Moxxie agreed. "Alright spring breakers, yall ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!" Verosika yelled through the mic." The audience cheers in response. "This is your final boarding call, all aboard~" She says.
Verosika starts to sing, while the crowd goes crazy. "God dammit, That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitz∅ said. A man next to to the Imps starts to puke and Blitz∅ points at him. "He on the list Loonie?" He asks. "Uh, Yeah I-I think so." She says. "Good!" He exclaims. He continues to kill the man. Blitz∅ looks around and Loona disappears. "Wha- WHERES MY BABY??!!" He yells.
He goes to look for her while Millie and Moxxie are left behind. "Anddd we lost him." Moxxie said. "Hell yeah!" Millie said "Let's go look for Y/n." She said getting up. "Right," Moxxie says. A few partygoers end up getting ahold of the demon, calling him a possum.
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You were hiding behind the stage since the crowd grew when Verosika started singing. "Why do you look like that?" A voice from behind you spoke. You turned around and met with some kid. "Leave my alone kid not in the mood to talk to humans." You said. "You're not human?" He asked. "Maybe I am maybe I'm not." You spoke and ran away. Slipping through the crowd, you see your boss. "Blitz∅!" You yell. He jumped and looked at you. "What the fuck Y/n where were you?!" He yelled at you. "I was behind the stage..." You said. "And?" He trailed. "With Verosika.." You said.
"God dammit. You're not supposed to hang out with the enemy." He said. "Yeah I know. But I didn't even mean to do that. It was like she was seducing me with her eyes and voice." You said pacing around. Blitz∅ sighed. "That bitch." He said.
"Now who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika asked the crowd and threw her beezlejuice (i think thats how you spell it,,) as it hit multiple people and flung into the ocean. Verosika's eyes were looking for you everywhere. Finally she had found you. She eyed you up and down, smirking. After she finished her song, she carefully rushed over to you.
"Y/n." She said. You turned, facing her. Verosika. "Hi.." You said awkwardly. Even in her human form you knew exactly who she was. "Why don't you forget about your dumb little IMP job and come work with me~" Verosika asked as she trailed her hand down to your chest. "I-" You started, but cut off by your boss. "HEY HANDS OFF WHORE" Blitz∅ yelled at her. She glared at him and was ready to start an argument.
"Listen dickhe-" Verosika started to say as something emerged from the ocean. A woman screamed, causing everyone to run in different directions. Verosika raised her sunglasses making an ugly face. Moxxie was staring at it as he laughed, "Fish" He said drunk. The 'fish' got ahold of him. Millie soon got a bottle of alcohol, throwing it at the creature.
She attached to it, defeating it in seconds. Moxxie was soon thrown into Blitz∅'s hands. "Woo! Way to show off Mills." He cheered. "Is Moxxie okay?!" She asked and ran up to him. He dropped Moxx saying he was alright.
You hung onto Verosika's arm. "So do you really wanna stay with me?" Verosika asked you. "Yeah I'd love to." You said smiling. "Ugh here they come." She said. "Blitzo." She said as pronounced again. "And that must be the whoresss" He said. "That was handled rather... Obvious." She said.
A mini argument started between the two groups. Your group ended up winning the parking spot. "Also Y/n is staying with us." Verosika said. "WHAT" The IMP group said in unison. "That's not true Y/n.. Right?" Millie asked. "Well I was going to stay with you guys and just meet up with Verosika.." You said. "You guys lost though. Deals off." Blitz∅ said.
"Too bad. I gave you my parking spot." She said. He huffed, "I'm hoping your coming with us Y/n." Blitz∅ said as he jumped into the portal. "Verosika... Let the argument go. I'll see you another day in hell." You said.
You gave her a kiss on the cheek and disappeared into the portal.
