Prologue

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by Zero_0MEGA

by Zero_0MEGA

Date: august the 19th, 2000

Location:
Pyramid of the moon, Mexico

Logs of interest of said operation:

"Start log, uhhh so we found this strange football sized object within the depths of the temple, it seems to be making the other employees a bit shaken up, I personally don't know why, but oh well, end log" - Head of the Archeological search, William D. Samson

"Start log, So a bit of news, a museum offered to buy it off of our hands, some museum of natural history in some place called Buckwood, some closed off town in Colorado or, that's what I've heard at the very least, they offered atleast 5,000 dollars for this thing, they seem to really like it... for some odd reason. End log" - Head of the Archeological search, William D. Samson

"Start log... I don't know why chief picked up that egg thing, it gives me the chills, I get a bad vibe from it and I don't like how that damn museum is so eager to yoink it up, like, Where in Colorado even is this Buckwood place? Maybe I'm just overreacting but, man sometimes I hear a heart beat coming from it... I have a really bad feeling about this man, anyway, end log" - William's assistant, Robert E. Turner

The following is a accidental recording by the two as they drove away from the small town,
Robert staying in the car and William going outside and actually making the deals, it went relatively well, as they thought.

"soooo Good news Rob! The museum took the weird football off of our hands, and we just got 5,000 dollars richer! Hah!"

"I think we should've left it there.."

"Whadda mean man? What you scared some fuckin' freak accident's gunna happen to it or something?"

"No man.. Those people seemed way to insistent and way to fucking smiley and happy go lucky."

"Dude, you've been shilling on about those motherfuckers for the past fucking hour, Just be happy we got away with 5k, who cares what they act like, we should be grateful!"

"Will, Just because they gave us 5k doesn't mean they aren't off, what if their apart of some cult or some shit?"

"Rob, chill the fuck out dude, it's all for the greater good of our success"

"Will, dude, Shut the fuck up about this greater good bullshit, You're worse than me and that fucking egg thing"

"Dude."

"Shut the fuck up for a second because im sick and tired of you thinking everything is one sided."

"What the Fuck did I do?!"

"You even set up the deal! That's what you fucking did!"

"Dude, for Fuck sake just stop worrying about it you pussy"

"You know what, We should've never done this for HER. She was your ex afterall."

"DUDE, IT WAS HER PASSING FUCKING WISHES TO CONTINUE THE BUSINESS THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, SAY NO?!"

"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SHE THOUGHT, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST NOT DONE IT, SHE DIDNT CARE ABOUT YOU OR ME! YOU SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT HER AND HOW SHE TREATED YOU SO WE DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS CYCLE"

"...."

From there the whole car ride was silent.
The two parted ways and never spoke again,
Little did they know, they caused one hell of a ride for the rest of the world by just selling that ancient eggsack