Vigilante TommyInnit au

#13

Tw: you all know the rules: swearing, murder. I don't know anymore

Techno Pov:

"What the hell, why are they talking in a fucking piglin language!" I thought while watching Tommy and the kid he literally kidnapped, but hey, who am I to judge him for it and say it's wrong? I am literally a villain and I could kill this kid if I had the chance! Anyway. I still wonder how Tommy knows the pig language

~ My fucking question is, what the hell are they saying? ~ I heard Wilbur talk while looking into my eyes as if expecting an explanation

~ What? Do you expect me to tell you? ~ I asked him, apparently not caring what the man had to say

~ Oh yeah! Only you can understand it! ~ said Wil, and honestly? I thought he was smarter than this.

~ Will, mate. You forget who you're talking to, it's Techno, it won't tell you anything unless it's something important, and I think even if it were, it wouldn't tell you ~ Phil said, and Wilbur was clearly annoyed by it

~ I mean, he's right, Wil, I wouldn't tell you anything, even if my life depended on it, another scenario, if Phil's life was on the line. ~ I told him and he stared at me for a solid minute before going back to what he was doing prior to this conversation

~ Techno, can you tell me what they are talking about? Because I feel like this is about us ~ I heard Phil say while reading the book

~ Well, in a way you're right, they are actually talking about us, but mostly about Wilbur ~ I told him, trying to hold back a laugh at what the kid had just said

~ Oh, and what are they saying? ~ Phil asked

~ Well, the kid is just commenting on what Wil looks like a creep because he's been staring at them for the last ten minutes. and Tommy is trying to figure out how the hell he managed to get to know our whole family in less than two months ~ I answered Phil's question and as I said that, I saw Wibur turned and looked at me when he heard his name was mentioned

~ Oh. Interesting, anything else they said? ~ Phil asked

~ Well- ~ I started, but was interrupted by Wilbur who was half-shouting

~ What ?! I'm not acting like a creep! ~ Wil said

~ Well, to me, yes, and if you don't want to lose your head. Let me continue. ~ I said

~ I'm sorry. ~ Wil apologized, looks like he got the message

~As i was saying befote i got rudelly interupted, they're also talking about how it's kind of weird how we are acting when we are near Tommy, and turns out, they heard us when we were talking about Tommy before we got into the train, wchih is suprising~ I told them

~Wow.~ Wilbur said, trying to process every word i said

~Well. Thats a lot to take in~ Phil said, his voice full of disbeliev

~Yeah~ I said

{Time skip: When the train got to a stop}

Tommy's Pov:

'Fucking hell, do they dont have better topics but me? C'mon, i get that you like me but i am a fucking hooman. Someone tell those gues to fuck off' I thought, while talking with Michael, the kid also noticed those three fuckers talking about us but me in general.

~To be honest. That-brown-haired-tree-looking guy is acting like a creep, he's been staring at us for the last ten minutes. It's getting outta the border.~ Michael said, clearly not acctepting the fact that Wil has been staring at us, while i was laughing at the nickname Michael gave Wil

~Don't worry, it's normal for him to stare at me, i get that it looks like he's some sort of a pedophile, but believe me when i say that it is normal~ I said, slowly claming down from laughing at the nickname

~Wow, so he really is a creep. I need to find a new nickname for him. Oh! i know! King Kong!~ Michael said, while giggling

~How in the world you came up with that nickname?~ I asked Michael, laughing

~No idea, but i think i have a better one.~ Michael answered, and im really impressed at how fast he came up with those nicknames

~Oh? Tell me~ I said, and i clamed down

~Well, either Toothpick or Birds nest, you choose.~ Michael said, and i started chuckling

~You're quite smart for a kid, but i think ill choose the frist one~ I said

~The That-brown-haired-tree-looking guy, or King Kong one?~ Michael said

~The one with tree, because he does look like an tree~ I said

~You're one to talk, you're just as tall as he is, hell, i dont know if youre not taller than him~ As Michael said that, i could hear Techno start cackling and i myself started chuckling

~You're a good kid, i'm sure Bee and Boo will like you~ I said

~Ohh? Who is Bee and Boo?~ Michael asked

~Well, they're my roomates!~ I said

~Okay!~ Michael said, smiling

{Time skip: When Tommy and Michael got to Tommys home}

No one Pov:

~Alright! We are here~ Tommy said, smiling at Michael while the kid was trying to figure out if hes welcome here, after all Tommy said that he has roomates, he dosent want to be a burden

~Uh, are you sure i wont be a burden?~ When Michael said that, Tommys smile fell and Tommy picked him up

~Of coure you won't! It's my house and im the one dciding who i want in it!~ Tommy said, his smile slowly making its way back to his face.

~Really?~ Michael said in disbeliev, a small smile apperaing on his face

~Yes!~ Tommy said, as he opened the doors to his home, not wasting any minute he closed them befind the both of them and started going toward the living room with Michael still in his arms, as he knew thats where Tubbo and Ranboo are going to be,

~Tubbo! Ranboo! I have something to say!~ Tommy said, getting the attention of his two bestfriends

~Tommy, whos child is this?~ Ranboo asked staring at Michael

~Tommy. Did you kidnap a fucking child?!~ Tubbo said staring at Tommy

~Well- I did kidnap him, but at the same time i didn't ~ Tommy said, trying to come up with a good explanation

~What do you mean?~ Ranboo said, holding Tubbo so that he wouldn't kill Tommy

~Well, you see-~ Tommy started explaying but Michael was faster than him

~My parents didn't want me so they left me with Tommy because they trusted him enough to know that hes not going to kill me~ Michael said shocking Tubbo and Ranboo while Tommy was just staring at them

~Exacly what he said.~ Tommy said

~What the hell-~ Ranboo said

~You know what. Give me the adoption papers, i want that kid, hes funny.~ Tubbo said, walking towards Tommy taking Michael from him and went to his room

~Well, that was something~ Ranboo said

~At least he didn't kill him nor me~ Tommy said, chuckling

~Yeah, anyway do you want food? We have some pasta or something else, i think~ Ranboo asked Tommy

~Hell yeah food!~ Tommy half-screamed as he started running to the kitchen to make food since Ranboo can't

~Wait for me!~ Ranboo screamed behind him because Tommy was already in the Kitchen making food

[1242 words without this! I know it's kinda short but i write it at 1 am and im kinda sleppy. Sorry!]