(no idea how I'm going to write this,,)
Kohaku is confused staring at the cake the weird man with blue hair and pronouns gave him, what if it's fate? what if he is as fruity as the cake?? he had so many questions so he broke out of the hospital and visited the only other homophobe he knew, so he also broke into his house.
"ah hello ?? Anyone hoomeee??? It's me your homo hater friendddddd" kohaku yelled
Tsukasa emerged from the shadows
"hello kohaku, I see you're as no-homo as ever."
"the opposite actually, please I beg of you, make me more anti-homo." he cries
"YOURE A HOMO TOO?? ah I mean, whats wrong? why do you say that,??"
"HUH?? well its just, I had a dream, then a weird man with blue hair and pronouns gave me a homo cake and some homos ran me over with their car, so what if it's fate??"
"ah,, why don't you just accept it? I mean I can make you more anti-homo but you look as homophobic as ever."
"I don't want to accept it man,, just make me more anti-homo please"
"If you say so" Tsukasa gives him a small bag with a letter in it
"Read that and you'll be more anti-homo then ever, just not around me dude, open it when you're home."
"Thank you Tsukasaaaaaa" kohaku runs out the door, despite having a broken leg he's fast,, anyways he goes to the park and reads it
"HUH??" He yells and a blonde dude approaches him
"hey you okay?? I heard you yell" he asks
Time felt as it stopped, he was shocked and stared at this person blankly for a few seconds
"hey you okay?? you're kinda pale" the blonde dude says again, kohaku starts sobbing and runs all the way back to his house but regrets it immediately, the blonde dude sits there for a while confused as fuck but then realises kohaku is an idiot and left his wallet, so no money for him I guess, anyways the blonde one picks it up and plans to return it once he gets the courage since he thinks Kohaku is fucking insane
anyways to be continued once I get ideas 👍
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Kohakus homophobic arc
Fanficdon't take this seriously please I swear it's a joke 😭 anyways,, Kohaku is a raging homophobe and obviously his bandmates (Rinne and Niki) are homos
