When They Collide

Anti-Sekushī

Kitsune's POV:
We, or should I say Vegeta and him pushing me, leave Sekushī. I giggle "Ok, ok we're out." My phone starts to ring. It's Chiwa. "Who is it?" Vegeta demands. "-shhhh- Hey Chiwa, you guys doing ok?" I say into my phone. "Yeah we're good. Just an employee wanting to get a little handsy with Lea," I hear a 'no she wasn't' in the back ground I assume it to be Lea "-shhh- yes she was! She wanted a piece of you!" Chiwa shouts at him. I gasp, "You too?? Geez! What is wrong with the people they employ now a days!" I say. She giggles "I don't know, but I have yet to deal with a philanderer." I laugh "tell Lea he better watch his back!" I exclaim. She repeats what I say and all I hear is a 'hmph!' in the background. "So, I can't wait to see what you guys have bought us!" I'm puzzled. "Bought you guys? I thought we were buying for each other?" I ask. She sighs "Ugh not you too. When I made my speech I thought I was clear that we were buying for each other as in couples buying for the other." If it had been a cartoon I'm pretty sure there would've been a 'ding!' Sound effect. "OH. Ok! That seems much simpler!" I can sense her shaking her head through the phone. "I know just what to get!" I yell "see you soon!" And before she could say anything back, I hung up. "What did she want?" Vegeta asks. "Apparently, we're supposed to be buying for the other couple. Not each other." Vegeta looks relieved. But then frustrated. "If you and I couldn't decide what to get each other, how the hell are we supposed to know what to get them?" He quizzes. I look at him mischievously. He gazes back at me with a disgusted look. "What?" He says. I grab his arm and drag him back into Sekushī. Vegeta groans "Again with this store! What kind of Warrior goes into an establishment like this?" I roll my eyes. "The ones that get laid." I say. This shuts him up and makes him turn that familiar tomato color. If I were Chiwa, what would I feel the sexiest in? "Which do you think Lea would like better?" I ask Vegeta holding up a few pieces. He cringes "How the hell should I know?" He blurts. I sigh "Ok, well which one would you like?" I hold one up to me then switch. His complexion grows more scarlet "Uh-Uh.." His eye twitches. This was hilarious. But cruel. So I just pick one myself. It's full red, her favorite color, suit with the little clasps that you clip on to your socks. I know her and Lea aren't at this step yet... That I'm aware of. BUT it's always nice to have something just incase. Vegeta stands close to the door as I check out. And darts out when he sees me start to leave. I catch up with him "Hey!" He slows down. "Why do you hate going in there so much?" I ask interlacing our arms again. He shrugs "It makes me feel...uncomfortable." I laugh "It's not funny! I don't understand why you earth women need those articles of clothing anyways! There isn't even enough cloth to consider it 'clothing'. Why can't you just mate like normally?!" I blink at him, taken back by his anti-lingerie rant. I decide I should probably say something. "It adds to the mood?" I suggest. "Mood?" He looks at me puzzled. I groan "Oh, you're much too young." I smirk and continue walking. "Young?? I'm not too young! I'll bet I'm older than you!" He shouts. I just ignore him. I don't think Vegeta and I will ever really be ready for that. It's a pretty big step and we're still hanging out at the beginning of the stairwell. I decide to text Chiwa and tell her we're ready to meet back up if they are,