romance is boring <3 - Bnha Textfic

no. 6 gay w/ the dekusquad

chapter 6

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REAL LIFE
19:34
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     "oop sksksk😘" "What? How did you even?" "What?" I asked, acting as if nothing even happened.

     "You- just- I don't even know," Deku tried but failed miserably at talking. "I know I'm just amazing at life❤" I had responded. "How do you keep saying emojis in real life?" Midoriya asked and I, responding like any other person would, had just said, "❤💖♥💕❣️💖👀✨💕💞🏳‍🌈❤❣️💗💓💘💝💕❤💕💖"

     "Did you just flirt with Deku but with just heart emojis?" Uraraka asked, "Also the 👀 emoji and the ✨ emoji, also 🏳‍🌈, can't forget that one," I somewhat answered her.

     "It is really cool that you can do that though, ribbit," "Thank you Frogger," I respondes to Tsuyu.

     "You should stop calling Tsuyu, 'Frogger' it is rude and-" "Ok Sonic😃" I cut off Iida, aka Sonic, making him angrier and rant about why I should stop name calling, but do I care? No, why should I listen to anyone, nobody is my parent.

     "So is everybody still up to karaoke tonight?" I asked everyone, getting an answer from everybody saying yes but Iida, "We still have homework to do even if it is a break we still have work to do."

     "Come on Iida! Why can't we just let loose for a bit? Ya know, just a small bit of the drink?" I asked him, "No, I will not be joining you," "I will find a way, you will be at karaoke night tonight at my house."

     "I don't think that you'll be able to make Iida go to your house," Tokoyami had said before we start to bicker about it, I stopped talking but still glared at Iida.

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REAL LIFE
22:32
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     "Come on Iida? Why don't you have even a tiny bit of alcohol or sing a song? Even Tokoyami had a drink," I sat down next to Iida, watching Uraraka sing her heart out to some metal song.

     "I will not be taking part in your actions, I'm only here so that no one will do anything idiotic." Iida had responded, sounding a bit disappointed, "Suit your self I guess 😘" I said as I got up and left to talk to Tokoyami.

     "Toko, wanna try to leave and spread chaos? Probably just buy stuff from the store," "Hell yeah," "Also where's Midori and Frogger?" "I think Green passed out so Frog is making sure he doesn't die, I think," He answered my question but still not sure.

     "Time to die, what's on the menu for today, Tweety Birds?" I asked Toko and maybe Dark Shadow, "Buy chocolate cake and Monster Energy buy something else for Iida and Uraraka, side note: they dont like monster, also steal a shopping cart and don't get caught." He said as he read a list from his phone. "Pogger."

     We successfully snuck out of the room and went to the store even though Tokoyami is a bit tipsy. I grabbed my skate board as Tokoyami put on my tiny backpack.

     Once we got there the lights were bright and hurt to look at since it was dark outside. We got in and got a cart and Tokoyami sat in it before we went straight to that one section that every neighborhood market has, that has small pastries and full cakes.

     We grabbed a full Triple Chocolate Cake and a variety cheesecake cause why not. We went to the canned drinks, and all that jazz, and grabbed two boxes of four cans of Monster Energy and also four bottles of Cream Soda.

     We also grabbed a tub of 'unicorn ice cream'. We paid for everything and ran out with the cart, skate board of course still in it. We didn't get caught because who would be here at almost midnight?

     Once we got back we hid the cart in a shed next to my house. We grabbed our stuff and walked into the house and put everything in the fridge.

     We walked back into the room that has the karaoke box to see that Iida was sitting asleep on the couch with Uraraka leaning on him, also asleep. Tsu and Deku were also asleep on Iida, Deku was laying down with his head on Iida's lap and Tsu was on the ground, knees tucked in and her head leaning on his leg.

     I was feeling a bit tired so I went and layed down on the couch next to Uraraka and patted the spot next to me, signaling that Tokoyami should sit too.

     After a while we were asleep, I was laying on the couch leaning on Uraraka and Tokoyami laying on top of me, one of his hands was sandwiched between him body and mine while his other hand was hanging loose off of the couch. My arms were wrapped around him as we both quickly fell asleep.

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