Randy Cunningham x Reader Oneshots

Randy x Siren! Reader: The Teenage Merman

please, dont mind the freaking title.

''Oh Man! This Is Gonna Be Super Wonking Cool!'' Randy Smiled, Excitedly. ''I can't believe McFist Opened up a Beach!'' Howard Was Excited. Howard and randy were walking to the Beach, Randy Didn't even Know he was about to meet somebody, special in his life today. There was Crowds of People in the water and on the shore. ''It's really crowded, how about we go to a Secluded Area?'' Howard suggested. ''Sure.'' Randy clutched his bag, heading over to the Secluded Area away from the huge crowd. 

Randy Had Sat down his bag, taking off his shirt. ''Well, I'ma go and Swim.'' Randy Headed way for the Blue Waters. ''Alright.'' Howard decided to chill on the Shore And Randy Dove into the waters. While Randy Was Swimming, He Hit Into a Rock, Bleeding from his head and knocked out. Luckily, Y/N was swimming by, and saw the Passed Out Randy. ''Oh Shoob!'' Y/N swam fast, Grabbing Randy and setting them on Y/N's Back. Y/N Swam to shore, Taking Randy's Body and Shoving them far and wide. Howard screamed when He Saw Randy's Body. Y/N had climbed up to shore, Howard screamed louder when he saw Y/N.
"WHAT ARE YOU-" Y/N placed Randy's Head on their lap. Trying to get the water out of Randy.

Randy coughed up the water, suddenly opening his eyes and then screaming when he Saw Y/N. ''WHAT ARE YOU AND WHO ARE YOU?'' Randy Pointed. ''I'm Y/N, And..I Saved You.'' Y/N Smiled. Howard grabbed a Bandaid from the Bought 1st Aid Kit, and placed it where Randy was Hit. ''And, I'm a Siren.'' Y/N Moved, For them to see the (F/C) Siren Tail.

''Oh, I'm..Randy and That's my best friend Howard.'' Howard waved. ''Well, we gotta go Cunningham, Or else we would be grounded since it's almost curfew time. I'll be heading off.'' Howard grabbed The Bags, Walking Off. ''Hey, Uh. Y/N? Can I Visit you at 12 PM Midnight? So That we can visit each other and get to know about each other?'' Randy Whispered, Y/N Nodded In Agreement.

''I'll see you later, I Guess.'' Randy catched up with Howard, Not even saying a thing of what happended. Y/N Waved, and went back into the waters.

12 PM, Midnight.

Randy threw his shoes on, and headed outside through his made well Escape Plan, through the side window of his room. He'd climb down safely, And Started Heading towards Norrisville Beach. He'd Arrive In The Secluded Area, Seeing Y/N On The Rock. ''Hey, I'm Here.'' Randy Waved. Y/N Turned around, Moving Over. ''I'm 14 Years Old.'' Randy and Y/N Both Said at the same Time. Y/N chuckled, ''So tell me What's it Like as a Human, Randy.'' Y/N Turned to Randy. ''Well, I Guess you can say its good. I really like Grave Punchers, Gravy Fries.'' Randy went on for hours, what you could seem like. You Also Explained What Its Like a Siren, Randy Was Understandable. 

''I Wish I Could Be With You, Honestly. I Actually Really Like You As A Friend.'' Randy Smiled. ''Mhm.'' Randy Checked the Time, It was 1 AM. ''Oh, I Gotta Go. See Ya Later!'' Randy Had Got Off The Rock, Y/N Waved Goodbye. 

''Things are going to change.'' Randy walked back to his House, While On His Phone. He searched Up sorceress and found one Named Serena Amakuza. He was planning to go there, soon. Randy had fallen asleep once he got back home. It was the weekend, which was a perfect time. He went to The Serena Amakuza Place, which was heavily decorated with Jewelry, Hang Ups Of Certain Tapestry Of Spells, And Other Things. There were Crystals Spread Around Everywhere, And Ancient Artwork. ''Ah! Greetings! I am Serena Amakuza. You?'' Serena Amakuza stood infront of Randy. ''I am Randy Cunningham.'' Randy And Serena Shook Hands, ''And why are you here today?'' Serena Sat down. ''Well..There's the one Girl I Really Like. Although..They are a Siren. I wanna be with Them, Because..I Love Them.'' Randy Explained While Frowning, twiddling with his Thumbs. ''Oh Yes, I can See you want to be with somebody who's different, I presume?'' Serena Messed around with their Crystal Ball. 

''I can change that.'' Serena Smiled. ''Wait You Can! Please. Do.'' Randy Looked at Serena Amakuza. ''I'll just need a Snip Of your hair, and then I have the Rest of the Ingredients.'' Serena Grabbed Scissors, Giving them to randy. Randy cut a little piece of his hair off, giving it to Serena. Serena Grabbed it with Tweezers, Pulling Out a Cauldron. ''Water, Poisonous Eyes,'' Serena Went through Potions of the Correct Items, Randy Watched Infront of the Cauldron, When The Potions Hit the Cauldron, It made many different colors.

''Mermaid Flesh, And Mermaid Scales! Ah Yes People! We've done it!'' The Cauldron Turned into a Black, And Red Potion. ''Woah..Am I Supposed to Drink it?'' Randy Questioned. ''Yes You Are Supposed to, Which Is Why..'' Serena Pulled Out a Bottle, then grabbing a Spoon and Pouring the Contents Inside. Serena Closed the Bottle, handing it over to Randy. ''Is there anything I could give you?'' Randy Wanted to pay, But Serena Insisted It was on the House. ''Plus,  you can get to be with your lover, Love has it's ways.'' Serena Pat Randy On The Head, ''You go on now,'' Serena Smiled. 

Randy Had Left, Staring at what Is Gonna Make Him Turn Into..a Merman. Randy Cheered Happily, Dancing Around. ''I'll be with you finally!'' Randy put the Bottle Into His Bag, Walking Home. ''But how am I gonna Get Everybody? That's it! I'll Ask Heidi If she can throw a party in the secluded area, And Then I Can Give the Speech!'' Randy Smiled, Things were gonna change and Randy was gonna be happy.

Later..

It was A Monday, So It Was a School Day. Randy has Been visiting Y/N For A Month, And They Sorta Both liked Each other since it was Obvious. And Today Was the day Randy, Was Gonna 'Leave' Norrisville. The Whole School was At The Secluded Area, And Some even Took Pictures. Randy Twiddled His Thumbs, And Grabbed The Black and Red Potion. He'd Open the Lid, The Fresh Stench of Mermaid Eyes, Mermaid fins had Welcomed Randy In. He'd Drink the potion, setting the bottle down. 

''You can do this randy.'' Randy picked up a Microphone Heidi Had Lent Him, Randy Climbed Onto the Built In Post.''Attention Students Of Norrisville! I Have Something To Say!'' Randy Tried Not to Cry, But He Ended Up doing so. The Students Of Norrisville Turned to Randy. ''I Am Leaving Norrisville, I am So Sorry Howard, Theresa and others. I will Miss you all.'' Randy Had Turned off the Mic, Howard running To Randy. ''Cunningham! You can't be leaving! We are best buds.'' Howard Tried to Stop Randy. (Start Music) ''PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE!'' Howard Tried to pull Randy Back, Students Had Gathered Around. ''Goodbye.'' Randy turned to the Blue Waters, Diving Into the Waters As A Gold Glow Came From.

And He wasn't seen again.

''He's Gone..?'' Theresa Was On The Verge Of Sweet Vermouth Tears, ''I guess so.'' Just then, There was a Splash, Students had Looked Around. Then Seeing Infront Of them. Randy Had done a Mermaid Flip, Having a Black And Red Tail. Randy Dove Back into the Waters, Cheering. ''SANDY'S A MERMAN?'' Heidi Screamed, Randy Got onto the Rock. Showing It Off. ''CUNNINGHAM, WHY THE WONK DO YOU HAVE A MERMAID TAIL FOR! YOU SCARED US!'' Howard Scoffed. ''Well..Howard, You Know that Siren We Just Saw A Month Ago?'' Randy Smiled. ''Uh Yeah?'' Howard was confused. ''I Actually Love them. So I thought, Maybe I could be a Merman, So that I could be With them.'' Randy Explained. ''Cunningham..I am GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH!'' Howard Hugged Him.

There was a other Splash, Students Screamed Siren. ''Randy-'' Y/N Noticed Randy's Legs Were Now a Merman Tail. ''You did this so that we can be together?'' Y/N Smiles Out of Glee. ''I Did. And I Love You. NOW WATCH OUT FOR THE KING!'' Randy Dove into the water, holding Y/N's Hands. ''And I love you too.'' Y/N Had Kissed randy, Insert Animated Hearts Coming From Randy. Randy had faced the Students Of Norrisville, And Swam towards Howard. ''Let's do it one last time.'' Randy and Howard done their Handshake one last time. ''Theresa, You'll Always Be My Friend.'' Randy Smiled. ''I'll miss you guys, Howard make sure to visit.'' Howard Nodded. Randy faced Y/N, Before Grabbing their Hand.

They'd Swim Off, Randy Finally got to be with them. And They Both Lived..Happily.