My Husband (Yandere Aizawa)

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Aizawa: Today, like all other days we are

Class 1-A: *dejected* watching a movie

Aizawa: Exactly. And why?

Class 1-A: a bitch is tired

Aizawa: *going into his sleeping bag* a bitch is tired

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I've been going insane reading my students' papers. Apparently several of them think the Hubble Space Telescope is used to search the universe for hubbles.

-Aizawa probably

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Aizawa: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Y/n: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Aizawa, already taking off his clothes: n/n, you're so fucking stupid

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Aizawa: I'll be bad cop, you be good cop.

y/n: Got it.

*later*

Aizawa: Tell us who did it, or else.

y/n: Yeah! Spill the tea sis!

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I gonna wing it!
-y/n that should definitely not wing it

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Y/n: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my studnets cry inside.

Y/n: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a piece of artwork and, while looking them right in the eyes, went "Man, is that bae or what, huh?" and the look on their faces were something I will treasure for years.

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Younger Aizawa: Hey, Y/n, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Younger Y/n: Oh, sure!
Younger Aizawa: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Younger Y/n: Shota, these aren't even tarot cards, they're just pictures of me- Is this one of me in the shower?!

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Younger Y/n: My name is yn ln. And you are?
Younger Aizawa: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

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"The plan is...to figure out the plan in the car."

-Midoriya Izuku 90% of the time

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Present Mic: what if "It's Raining Men" and "Let the bodies hit the floor" are both about the same event but from different perspectives?

Aizawa: im literally begging you to stop

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Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day.

-Shota Aizawa

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Aizawa: Tired?

Mineta: I was up all night with my girlfriend.

Y/n: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.

Class 1-A: oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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Iida: Well, we've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Uraraka: Probably Mineta

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Oboro: You have 8 hours with y/n and your friend ask for 3 hours with him, how many hours do you have left?

Aizawa: 8 hours

Oboro: (sigh) You have y/n and your friend ask "BY FORCE" for 3 hour with y/n, how many hours with y/n do you have left?

Aizawa: y/n and 1 corpse

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Aizawa (clearly drunk): I told you I was good to drive.

Y/n: Love, I drove. You sat in the passenger's seat and steered with a paper plate.

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It's not my fault i help girls realize they're lesbians

-Yaoyorozu

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It's not my fault i help girls realize they're lesbians

-Present Mic

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Aizawa: Good news, we saw loads of cats on the way here
Thirteen: What's the bad news?
Y/n: They all had owners

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Endeavor (Holding his newborn child): What are its stats?

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Kirishima: I'm here to see you son, I'm a friend of his.

Bakugou's mom: My son has no friends.