Today

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So I'm busting laying in bed, right? Cause it's lowkey kinda late out. I'm just minding my own damn business and I see something crawling up my wall. At first I was like "oh, lovely a bug" and i was gonna kill it. But then I decided to flash a light on it. It was a fucking spider. I hate spiders. So I'm freaking the fuck out and get my sister. She basically called me a pussy and killed it for me. Said that she was an exterminator

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