So this is Funny? (completed)

Chapter 21 Home Sweet Home?

*IMPORTANT NOTICE*
Yes this is a chapter and I bet you will be scrolling down to find it and skip this entire message, but those of you who don't thank you very very much.!
Ok. To start of with This is the last Chapter of this Book.
If you don't really like it oh well. There will be an epilogue although I don't count it as a chapter if you want than this is not the last chapter of the book. I'm still debating on whether or not I should write a sequel. Probably no because I don't think there's a need to. But if I do I will notify :)
Now for the other part no Blake's will not be appearing into the book again they seem to happy and to close to the ending to have him come in and ruin it.
Now that all of that has been said/typed on with story!


Chapter 21 - (End) Home Sweet Home?

*Month Later*

Eva POV

                                                Ever since Faith was brought home I don't remember the last time I've got a good nights sleep. Which really annoys me, I'm not mad at her but I'd like for her to shut it and sleep for one night is that so much to ask for. Blake being the jerk throws me out of bed every time, she cries not once has he tried to get out of bed to help he just moans into his pillow and pushes my shoulder. I'm at the point at throwing a lamp at the guy if he doesn't start acting like the man of the relationship and get his lazy ass up and care for Faith. Yeah, he helps during the day but it wouldn't kill him to care for her once at night with the dark circles I'm starting to get under my eyes, I would like to sleep without him waking me up but that's to much to ask for now isn't it?

                                 Currently I'm in my living room watching Blake scare me half to death. Want to know why and how? Because he's holding Faith and throwing her slightly in the air and catching her. The smile that she gets on her face is priceless but him dropping her on the floor is also priceless and will lead me to go all mama bear on Blake. But thankfully it hasn't gotten to that point... yet and that's why I'm being scared half to death and Blake already knows what he is doing to me.

                                          "Stop!" I said to Blake who was now throwing her in the air a bit more higher than before.  "Why the face you have on right now is priceless and you can't deny our little princess a good smile can you?" He said turning Faith around and making a sad face. "There are many other safe ways to get her to smile" I responded dryly why couldn't he get that I didn't like what he was doing.

                                                                               He pouted "Fine deny us our fatherly and daughterly happiness and by the way your just jealous that Faith like's me more than you" he stuck his tongue out at me. "Oh grow a pair its so obvious she loves me way more, after all I was the one to bring her into this world" I said trying hard to hold back a grin. "Oh honey I have a pair" he winked at me " you know because well Faith here is enough proof".  I could feel my face turning slightly red from his comment nasty bastard but still I love him. "Yeah I guess so, but you wouldn't have them if I didn't save you from your mom" I said. His face turned pale as if imagining what could have been, I laughed right then and there not being able to resist it anymore. I quickly got to my feet and went over to where Blake and Faith were sitting and gave him a quick peck on the lips and Faith a quick peck on the forehead before heading in the kitchen to see Jane.

                                                               "What's up mama?" she said noticing my presence. "Don't call me mama I feel old" I wined. "How do you think I feel? When Faith calls me Grandma I'm going to feel like an old hag!" She said pouting like mother like son right. "In my defense you should be proud that your going to be called Grandma at a young age most Grandmas don't have that privilege" I said. "I suppose you're right but still Grandma makes me feel old."  I just rolled my eyes deciding that this conversation wasn't going any where "Fine, fine I get your point" I said grabbing an apple and giving her a quick hug before going back to the living room.

                                                  "Get up" I told Blake. He frowned "I'm so lazy" he said. "Fine than you can't come with me and Faith to the park and get ice cream after" I told him taking Faith away from him. His head shot straight up at the sound of ice cream. "Have I ever told you how beautiful you look today, I can't have men staring at my women I need to go with you to protect you" he said faking seriousness. "If you say so" I said while putting Faith in her stroller. 

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                                Blake and I were sitting on a bench near the small pond eating ice cream and watching the fishes swim. Faith was squirming a bit in the stroller which made Blake quickly carry her in his hands before she started crying. 

"So whens the date gonna be" Blake asked out of nowhere.

I looked at him confused what was he talking about? "What?"

"The wedding? or are we not going to have one" he said.

"Of course were gonna have when and as for the date I don't know" I responded shrugging my shoulders.

"I think we should wait a couple of years until Faith is old enough to walk to be the flower girl" Blake suggested. Honestly that wasn't such a bad idea at all and it also gave me a long time to get preparations ready.

"Not bad not bad so in 2017?" I asked, that's when Faith would be four or five.

"Sounds so far away but it will be here before you know it" Blake said winking at me. 

"I got it, How about June 4 ,2017 only a month before Faith's birthday so we would have two parties" I said.

"That's not a bad idea, I love you" he said kissing my forehead. 

"I love you two" I said referring to Blake and Faith.

"I bet this isn't what you imagined your life would be like in a billion years" Blake said.

I nodded my head in agreement, there was no way I though that me, myself or I would be given to what I refer to as a "happy ending". "I guess you were knight and shining armour, who saved me from the wicked and mean people" I said sarcastically.

"Well now that you put it that way, I'm glad I was your prince charming but your not my princess anymore this girl right here is" he gestured to Faith " you are now my queen and hopefully I you king?" he asked more as if wanting to know. 

I nodded my head "Always.and.Forever. my King"

"So happy ending?"

"Happy Ending, gosh we sound like a sick love couple" I said completely ruining the mushy gushy moment but what can I say, I am who I am and the person that I am doesn't really like mushy gushy.

Anyways Blake, Faith and I have a long way to go, more stories and adventures to tell. With my experience I hope that one day I will be able to tell Faith. But that's in the future and this is now.

I have the two things that I'd never thought I would have...

A Family and Love.

                  THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Okay so Im to lazy to turn the italics and bold off so any way there will be an epilogue but not really sure on the sequal but eh got time to think.... 

Song of the Day 

Bright lights bigger city/ Magic~ by Pitch Perfect- Trebles.

oxoxxooxxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo BYEEEEEEE! for now.... read Beautiful Imperfections please :)