WILLIAM HATES GAYS

𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗔

TW!! cuz i forgor..:

Alcohol, child death, smoking, child abduction, strong language and extreme homophobia (obviously)

Under the hurricane sun william was on his way to cutely bury his bff's daughter.
He has everything he needs to bury the innocent child, A plastic bag, a shovel and a LOT of alcohol... wait. " WHERE THE BLOODY 'ELL IS MY ACAMABOHOL"

The man awooga'd. "I- i cant do this while sober" he weeped out loud.

He zoomed inside his crusty, dusty, and musty house, He searched left and right, up and down, but yet.. no alcohol.

As he was about to give up and shit himself to sleep his pointy nose picked something up.

*Sniff* *Sniff* "hmmmm.." *more aggressive sniffing*

The ugly british man turned his head to his window to see.. A BAR? "huh i didn't know hurricane even had a bar" he thought to himself, he shrugged and slammed the door
wide open.

Like an animal, he got on all fours and pounced his way to the bar doors. The crowd looked at him in confusion and maybe a slight hint of fear. The man got up to a normal stance and fixed his tie, the crowd sighed in relief and went back to getting drunk and gay... wait holdup GAY? AS IN A HOMOSEXUAH????

What william didn't know was that he entered a gay bar, so.... everyone there was gay. Homosexuals was his biggest fear.

The bar was loud and dark, the only thing lighting it was the colorful lights above the stage, Of course the lights were all the colors in the rainbow. On the stage was a singer and a few musicians.

William, (the homophobe) sat down on a stool which was obviously taller than him. He struggled for a bit but he managed, his feet dangling on the stool. The customer next to him chuckled a bit which caused william to growl at him like a dog.

The bartender slid over to william wiping the cup in his hands. "Hello sir what would you like?" The bartender then gave the shorter man a smile. "Erhhh gimme something strong, like to get you drunk immediately, like. Right now." "Uhm okay sir." The bartender swiftly went to the backdoor.

While the bartender was in there william was swinging his feet to the music in the background like a child picking on his nose.

While waiting he began to observe his surroundings. He looked over to his right which was where that customer was sitting, in and noticed a gay button on his shirt. He gagged and looked over to his left two men were making out infront of the door, William gagged again and almost threw up. He looked over to the singer to see he was wearing a black leather dress.

William was sure he was gonna throw up this time. He started sweating "Bloody 'Ell why are there so many queers here?" He thought to himself frantically looking around, Click. He realized. The rainbow flag above the stage, men constantly making out, HIS SON MICHEAL JUST SITTING IN THE CORNER DRINKING APPLE JUICE.

William then realized.. His son has been sneaking out to drink apple juice! Also he was in a gay bar.... A GAY BAR!!??!?!!?!??

He ran to the front door to escape but alas there was two men making out infront of it. "HRK!" he covered his mouth, he almost puked. He then ran to the back of the stage, the guards yelled at him "HEY! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK HERE!" William simply ignored. He was too disgusted and scared to think.

He ran to the backstage exit but.. alas... it. Was. Locked. The guards caught up to him grabbing his tiny body and throwing him off the stage. William lost hope.. He stumbled his way to his stool to find the bartender frantically looking for him. He decided "Oh well its still a bar either way though" He walked up to the stool placing his hand on the seat. He felt dizzy after running, also because there was queers everywhere.

He placed his juicy ass on the seat. "Oh there you are! Your drink sir." William felt a bit awkward. he didn't want to touch this queers hand... but he doesn't really have a choice. He scrunched his face up and grabbed the drink as quickly as he can. He pursed his lips and placed them on the drink "shhhlurp" he flickered his eyes open "eh that ain't too ba-" all the sudden his eyes went black.