THIS IS A PARODY CHAPTER OF MY OTHER BOOK (Friday Night Funkin) if you want any of this to even slighimake sense you could read that one. or not idrc it doesn't matter.
Anyways:
HEY THERE!!! Warnings ahead!!
Extremely OOC (for example: LOUIS DOESNT DRINK)
The original fic this OS came from was RIDDLED with OCs and inside jokes [like the homeless + Bitch Baby jokes lol]. So if you don't understand something Thats probably why!
This has mature themes even though it is NOT smut
JOKES OF *FICTIONAL*GUN VIOLENCE
AND THEMES OF ALCOHOL AND UNHEALTHY BEHAVIORS
[*in the og fic the character texas replaced has a history w gun violence. It is in no way related to current events.]
THIS IS ALSO OMEGAVERSE LOL ITS NON-SEXUAL
AND FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME THIS IS OOC AND MADE BASED OFF OF ONE OF MY OLD WORKS
-----------GC: Literally why are we all simps?
Florida - Concave
California - Shakeshack
Texas - Gun /Threat
Louisiana - Crawfish
——————Concave:
Y'ALLShakeshack:
WhatConcave:
Ok dry.
ANYWAY. I found somethingCrawfish:
like wutWHO TF CHANGED MY NAME THIS TIME?!?
Concave:
Not me wrong bitchCrawfish:
I hate you.Concave:
And i hate the way you trtx like it's 2007Crawfish:
trtxGun /Threat:
trtxShakeshack:
trtxConcave:
I Hate you all
Oh hey Texas finally coming out of radio silence?Gun /Threat:
I'm going back to sleep fuck youConcave:
I did??? Nothing??? Wrong???Gun /Threat:
debatable but ok
Tell us wtf you found or I'm pouring all the monster down the drain for waking me up with your bullshitConcave:
WHATCrawfish:
WHATShakeshack:
y'all are unhealthy unhealthy huh
That's concerning 💅🏻Gun /Threat:
Spill FloridaConcave:
Ok dayum
I found a bunch of old card and board games and i wanna have a game night!Shakeshack:
Sounds funCrawfish:
If by fun you mean: Chaotic, Dangerous, Unsafe, and Bound to end in a mountain of noise complaints, then I agree. Sounds funGun /Threat:
NoConcave:
wut why? Texas :(
:^(*
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeGun /Threat:
NO
You know what our friend group is like absolutely not
They will destroy at least everything we ownConcave:
Is that an excuse to buy a pack house🥺Gun /Threat:
noConcave:
'FORNIA BACK ME UP!!!!
Please he'll listen to you cuz ur the favoriteShakeshack:
Now now im sure texas doesn't play favorites. Right tex?Concave:
*Stays silent in favoritism*Shakeshack:
Texas.Gun /Threat:
No I don't have a favorite ily allConcave:
Lies
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