I meet the PERFECT couple

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Hella's Point of View


"Where are you going?" Bungad na tanong saakin ni Red. Andito parin ako sa condo namin. And to tell you, my brother just talk to me last night and it's about my mission.


"I said where are you going?" Nakakairita lang kasi, bakit hindi ako na lang ang gagawa sa mission? It's my mission after all. Suuus. Pangit ugali, ni Kuya eh.

"For the fucking last time, where are you going, MARIE?" Napalingon ako kay Red, who the fuck he is to say that fucking word? I stood up, blankly and said, "Are you my boyfriend?" Nakita ko namang, nagulat siya. pero nabalik naman kaagad sa blankong ekspresyon.


"I'm not your fucking boyfriend, i'm your husband you, idiot." Seryoso parin niyang sabi. Yes, he is. But in the fucking paper. And in the fucking mafia org, but for the both of us? No. A big fucking no.

"Wala kang karapatan, para tawagin ako sa pangngalan na yan, yes you are my husband in the paper." Malamig kong sabi. Ayoko na matawag sa pangngalan na yan, kalakip niyang pangngalan na yan ang pesteng kamalasan sa buhay ko. Ang pang-loloko nila. Punyeta.

Habang nakaupo ako sa kama, ay biglang sumagi ang plano ko. I checked my phone and it's seven thirty in the morning, so i think i better check the perfect fucking couple there.

And let's see kung ano ang reaksyon ni bruhilda.

I get dressed nanaman eh, punyeta kasing pula eh. Pampam kahit kailan.

Lumabas na ako, feeling reyna lang. HAHAHAHA.

Nakita kong, may post it na nakadikit sa coffee table.

idiot,

Sorry if i hurt you, nakalimutan kong insensitive ka pala. But please, do not feel bad sa pangngalan mo.

i ROLLED MY EYES. ganyan kami, even if i'm wrong, he will just go out and just let me be. The best part is, nagiiwan pa siya ng post it. Hahahaha, kalokaaa.

Hmmm, anywaysss.. it's my time to see the perfect couple do.

Umalis na ako sa pad namin, at niready ang sasakyan. Tungkol sa mga pumatay sa aking biological parents. Let me see later kung may progress ang pagkilala nila sa apat na lalaki.


pero kailangan ko munang puntahan ang couple. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


I feel so bad... FOR THEM. Mamamatay na nga lang si Josh eh. hohohohohoho.


Nakarating na ako sa condo nila, pero.. before that, i have my money na here to buy, condo unit na pansamantala kong titirhan. Just to do my revenge to my ex. Yun lang yun. Hahahahaha. Waste of money ba? Eh barya lang nga yung presyo saakin eh, mga walang pera siguro sila. Poor.

Naglakad na ako papasok, at grabehan naman ang mga ito kug maka-tingin saakin, wagas eh. Ngayon lang siguro, nakakita ng maganda. Hohohohoho, hangin na noh? Okay i'll stop na.


"What can I do Ma'am?" Bati saakin ng nasa lobby. Ngumiti ako sakanya, she's soooo cuuute... Hahahaha.

"I want to have a unit here." Sabi ko. Napalaki naman ang kaniyang mata. Parang gulat na gulat siya,grabe naman ito. Hmmpp.

"Is their something bothering you?" irita kong tanong sakanya, nakakairita kasi. Bakit, sa tingin niya hindi ko kayang bayaran lahat ng expenses dito? Bilhin ko pa kaluluwa niya ora-mismo eh.

"N-no ma'am, i was surprise because I saw you last day." Kinakabahang sabi niya. Oh that? haaay. sabi ko kasi, sa bintana ako dadaan eh.

"Oh that? I was gonna ask my friend kung maganda ba dito but, I think he is busy with his girlfriend." Hey, it's true. They are busy eh. hahahahahaha.

"Oh~is that so, let me make an appiontment to our manager." Tumango lang ako.

"Excuse me, i also want to have the 6th floor, kung may bakante ba." I said that. Eh nasa six'th floor sila Josh eh. Hahahaha, i want to be a neighbor eh.

"Oh~ okay ma'am your request will be our priority." Tumango nanaman ako. Ano banaman to, tango lang ba ang isasagot ko? well, walang sense naman kausap itong babaita eh.

"Ma'am please be sitted." Once again, TUMANGO NANAMAN AKO, at umupo na. Hahahaha, haaay, i always find a way para tumawa. Malay ko ba.

Hindi naman ako ganito eh. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.... Ang tagal naman ng mga ittoo.


"Babe~ WHO FUCKING DID THAT?! AT PAANO NAPUNTA IYOOON SA KITCHEN NATEEEN! IT'S SO FUCKING KADIRRIIII~!!!" halos lahat ng tao sa lobby ay napatingin sa nag hy-hysterical na si Cindy, oh~ she saw it? ano bayaaaan, i should put a cctv in their room. awwww, sayaaang!

"Babe, just calm down, ito na nga oh! pupunta na tayo sa manager's room, so fucking calm down!" sigaw ni Josh, natawa naman ako. Simula palang yaaan, nagaaway na sila? Paano kung pumasok pa ako sa picture? Will the perfect couple survive? I think N.O And i think, kapag nakita ako ni Cindy she will think i'm a threat to their relationship. I smirk at my thoughts. Yeaah...

Napansin kong papunta pala sila sa direksyon ko, It's gonna be fun.

Nagbabangayan parin sila. But then, tumayo na ako.... And greet them.

Halata ko namang nagulat sila.

"M-marie?" gulat na sabi ni Cindy. I want to laugh, kasi their faces are like, what the fuck? hahahahaha!!!

"hey, but i prefer Hella." naka-ngiti kong saad. Nang makabalik sila sa riyalidad, ay napasinghap sila. Sabay na sabay.

let's see, kung ano ang gagawin nyo. I just met the PERFECT couple.

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(author's note: happy reading. bitin eh.)



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