Order To Get Fat (奉旨发胖)

Chapter 44

After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Fenghuang was a little puzzled: "But Wei Jian, we used to be like this. I only talked with you for fifteen days, and then got married with you. I have always been like this. , I feel very good."

Xing Yi looked at him: "I don't care, this is my first time in love."

Xiao Fenghuang thought about it, and seemed a little distressed.

He was still half-kneeling on the ground and didn't get up. After applying the ointment to Xing Yi, he wrapped the wound with clean banana leaves, and then wrapped it layer by layer with silk.

His attention was quickly attracted by this incident, and he asked Xing Yi to praise him with a shy face: "Look, my hands are very dexterous, and the way of dressing is never dull or cumbersome, so it will not affect your work. "

Xing Yi looked at it, and then asked, "Where did you learn it?"

Little Phoenix got up, packed his things, and sat down next to him with a small bench: "It was learned in a brothel, a man's house. I can do what I want, and I can do what my daughter's family wants. At that time, a little friend of mine had chickenpox and pus all over his body. Even Lang Zhong didn't want to see him, so I went to take care of him and help him clean up his wounds. Sore, after bandaging, put the medication on it, and it will recover soon."

Xing Yi didn't need to ask what the brothel was. He naturally knew what it was. Seeing Xiao Fenghuang excitedly continuing to draw with a brush, Xing Yi touched him with his elbow again.

Xiao Fenghuang shouted: "Wei Jian, you have made my drawing crooked again! Don't blame me for drawing you into an ugly monster!"

Xing Yi ignored him, his eyes still on the manuscript in front of him. , but he asked casually: "In the brothel, have you taught others how to fall in love?"

Xiao Fenghuang was a little confused: "No... No, it only taught us how to seduce people and how to please people. Be happy ."

Xing Yi thought for a while: "Seducing and pleasing people seem to be no different from falling in love. Tell me, I haven't learned this."

He touched the little phoenix with his elbow again: "Tell me about it, Xiao Yuanyuan."

Xiao Fenghuang bit the pen and looked over, as if he was recalling: "Well... separate bed room and life, which one do you want to listen to?"

Xing Yi tapped him: "What do you think?"

Xiao Fenghuang was looking forward to it. Looking at him, "Wei Jian, do you want to listen to the bed room?"

Xing Yi tapped him again. Little Phoenix then reluctantly changed his words and gave him memories one by one: "One is to do what he likes, what the other party likes and what is taboo, these must be remembered clearly, usually coax and spoil, and can't commit any crimes. Taboo, the second is to let others know that you are good to him, give seven points, and let others know ten, and the third is to let others know that you care about him, but some people care about you, so that they Only then will you have a sense of crisis, and you will be willing to go all out to spend money."

Xing Yi frowned: "This seems to be different from what you do to me, I like not to go to bed early, don't you little bad bird wake me up every day? "

Little Phoenix gave him a hand to hold, leaned on him and said, "So you are different from others. This is all a trick to deceive people's feelings in Fengyue. It is very bad to coax people into obsession." , don't learn this, and I promise I won't do this to you. I like you because I want to be really nice to you, not to please you."