"AWEAEAEAERAEUAEUAUEAUEAUEA" pantalone yelled, in the middle of signora's funeral, "that was my ambulence siren impression 😊"
"very impressive" y/n clapped, they got turned on from this, jumped ontop of signora's coffin and took a big fat shit.
"oh my god thats so sexy" dottore spoke. dottore poop fic rerun banner??? no this is the pantalone poop fic. pantalone took the same role as his not-so-emo counterpart and licked y/n's unwiped asshole. unlike baizhu, he enjoyed it thoroughly.
y/n moaned at the man's tongue exploring the crevices of their hairy arsehole. they were on the verge of moaning, but how the fuck would you even moan his name? panty? pant? whatever.
"aaaah~ pantalone-sama~~ i came when my e/c orbs (I SAID IT OMG ORBS ORBS ORBS ORBS!!!!) first laid eyes on you~"
whatever was going on ontop of her casket, signora was heavily uncomfortable and was sure to live a very VERY uncomfortable afterlife.
