February 5th.
11:37 pm, Tuesday.
Today was eventful to say the least.
I'm not even joking. When that big berry man awakened from his slumber he was APPARENTLY mad at me?! I was so flabbergasted! Does that mean surprised? I could of sworn Affagato cookie used it once when Carmal Arrow cookie and him got into a fight. At the same time it does sound like something yummy.
'Here's your course of a flabbergasted fish roasted and grilled on the greatest grills of the Dark Cacao kingdom!'
Sounds about right. Id demolish a flabbergasted fish any day!
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Getting sidetracked again...
But yeah, the big berry man doesn't have a name, threatened to beat me up (which he did) and already attacked my wolves! And he didn't even notice the food I cooked for him on the table and the two plates I set up! Man, I cooked up a storm, thank gosh I actually know how to cook and survive. But anyways, me and my wolves traveled through the Hollyberry kingdom back go the Dark Cacao kingdom. The voyage wasn't that bad, and the climate change was insane!
Being absolutely drenched in sweat in that hot kingdom was not comfortable at all. We just traveled there as special training because we wanted to fight something else then dark cake pups and stupid weak snow golems. Monsters here like the purple spiders and those purple cake monsters sure pack a punch! We've never dealt with poison so experiencing it prepared us for the future if we encounter them ever again!
Home sweet home though, cause I love my kingdom so much. Being a fierce Dark Cacao warior always ignites my heart whenever we reach our kingdom. Seeing all the citizens greet me with there weapons in there hands shows that this kingdom always had there guard up! Although, I did get some check ups on me because they did notice the bullet storm of bruises on my face..
Man I look hideous close up. Although some bruises faded away from that herb shot, some ugly massive ones like the purple eye is still there... And some nasty cuts as well. Stupid big berry man, what did I do to you? I mean, I know I taunted you for being such a dipshit and a imbecile, but like cmon man! I cooked you food, ordered you ointment, and even patched you up!
Perhaps I didn't make that clear to him... I mean, I did make him stressed.
But man that guy was jacked! Like, hella jacked! I wish I had some of those genetics cause I look like a bug he can instantly squash at anytime. His biceps we're like mountains, abs we're like stone slabs, and pecs as big as pillows! Wouldn't be surprised if he has a Ms's or something cause man he's got every man's dream build. Artists would probably want him more as anatomy reference, who knows.
Why am I even complimenting big berry man... He hurt all my sister and brother in arms! He shall pay the next time we meet!
Though it's probably me who's going to pay if I even pick a fight... I'm still going to try though!
Oh yeah, those two grass guys that helped me out with some tea and that herb shot was really helpful if I'm being honest. Although being a plant nerd would seem totally lame for me, it changed my perspective a little. To be honest, I've never even seen some plant magic, but that guy herb cookie proved me wrong!
Apparently, he has some kind of plant manipulation! Like, his command "sprouts grow!" shines like a special sun ray towards us that feels ultra comforting and magical. Soon after that, small shiny Green sprouts sprout out of the ground giving us this scent that soothes everyones minds! Isn't that insane?
It also heals your wounds too! Don't ask me how it works because trust me, I don't even know myself. But yeah, that guy is so cool and he cured all my wolves in nice energetic condition too. Also, that fairy looking guy that I thought was a girl is also really crazy in powers too! His name is clover cookie, and he speaks in some sort of poet like writer. He taught me this word called "eloquent" or "eloquence" which means like fluent in writing or speaking, and I think I'm just that haha!
Due to the fact that I'm still recovering, I met up with Dark Cacao Kingdom and he felt pretty worried for me. I think that's a good thing honestly, it shows that he really cares for me and I have a purpose In the kingdom! But anyways, I didn't rat that big berry man out because I don't know, call it pretty privilege or what the fuck that is. Affagato cookie says he has a lot of "pretty privilege", when I disagree he was mad at me all of a sudden like I did something wrong... He's weird. (Don't tell him I said this!)
Something weird though, Dark Cacao said I can't leave the house because I need rest! I tried arguing back saying that these wounds are nothing and I could go outside but he wouldnt budge unfortunately. He made some valid points though, saying that my wolves are still injured from the "tigers and tarantulas" we fought, which is okay I guess.
But I don't want to though! I don't want to say home and... Cook... and... Clean my house and... And... There's nothing else do to here!
GAH I HATE BEING INDOORS, IT'S SO BORING AND SO... BORING THAT IT'S JUST SO BORING! Thinking of being trapped here makes me want to puke! But I cannot disrespect my king dark cacao cookie, as he gave me an opportunity to get well.
He actually cares for me though! It makes me want to explode that he actually cares for me though! I have to repay him! As a responsible king, and a great leader!
But yeah, that's really all I have for today. Hopefully this day never reoccurs again cause man those bullet punches hurt like a stick in a ass, one of the most painful beatups ive ever witnessed!
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Crunchy chip drops the pen from his room and hears the knock.
Weird... Who's here at almost midnight! It's especially freezing out there! Crunchy chip cookie thinks to himself.
He goes downstairs ready to open the door.
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Author Notes/Comments:
Crunchy chip cookie writes too?! *mind explodes*
Headcanons because I can: (you don't have to follow these)
-Crunchy Chip Cookie has bad handwriting
-Crunchy chip has horrible spelling, and he mainly uses the exclamation mark of some sort of ending punctuation because he's always energeti
-Crunchy chip isn't afraid to compliment anyone! From body to smell to looks, he tries to be positive to everyone.
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