The new forest god

Forest talk

3rd pov

"ka....cchan"

The god didn't even notice he had said the name out loud which he deeply regrets

"SO YOU DO REMEMBER ME!!!!"

Bakugou was more surprised than mad but his anger was slowly rising thinking the god remembered him all this time

"n-n-n-no..I-i-i..J-just..."

The god didn't want to anger the boy so he ran behind jorah and plugged his ears hoping the boy wouldn't yell

"bakugou what have i said about yelling!"

Bakugou remembers the talk he and aizawa had yesterday in the car, he looked at izuku but found him hiding behind the elk who was glaring holes through his skull

'geez if looks could kill I'd be fucking dead right about now' bakugou said to himself

Jorah turned his head toward izuku and spoke as softly as possible trying to teach the boy how to actually talk to a human, as well as trying to annoy him

"your majesty may i "demonstrate" the proper way to talk and apologize on the boy?"

Izuku could feel something was off when jorah said demonstrate but they trusted jorah that he wouldn't hurt the boy....Right??

"u-umm...i-i guess as long a-as it w-w-wont hurt a-anyone"

"of course"

Jorah then turned his head to bakugou and walked to him slowly.....Before making him trip with his horns and sitting right on top of him.

"AHHHHH YOU OVERGROWN COW GET OFF ME!!!"

"im an elk not a cow you pomeranian"

"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME!!!!"

"jorah get off him!!"

Izuku snapped out of his shocked state and ran to jorah holding onto jorahs fur tightly thinking maybe that'll do something

"but your majesty it is my duty to punish those who have touched you without permission"

"w-well y-yes i mean b-but you do-don't have to s-sit on him!! What if your hurting him!!?"

"well i don't believe he's crying out in pain, he looks perfectly fine to me"

The two looked down and see bakugou slapping jorahs behind trying to make him get off.

Izuku believed that the blonde human looked a lot scarier when he's more angry and backed away a little but still kept a grip on jorahs fur. Jorah just smirked but went back to his serious face when he looked at the god

"im sorry your majesty but i won't get off him until he looks at you in the eyes and apologizes"

Aizawa and nezu didn't know what was going on they just stayed there and watched like it was some kind of interesting movie

"GRRR FINE IF I LOOK AT DEKU IN THE EYES AND APOLOGIZE YOU WILL GET THIS OVERGROWN COW OFF ME!!??"

"i-i-i...J-jorah?"

Izuku couldn't really do much when it comes to jorah making decisions, when he makes up his mind you can't change it

"yes i will get off you, also say your majesty, don't give them such poorly names it's terribly rude pomeranian"

"STOP CALLING ME A POMERANIAN!!!!"

"then don't call me an overgrown cow!!"

Bakugou looked at jorah and back at izuku he looked at them in the eyes for a few seconds before talking as calmly as possible