Funny Warriors Fanfiction :D ...I hope

Chapter 3

GATHERING TIME!!!!!!

It had been like, three days since their leader and deputy died at the same time and Dancystar broke up with Floweryflower and all that stuff, so now it was time for a gathering!(because I wanna write about Dancystar dancing like crazy at the gathering!)

Vomitpaw was one of the cats chosen to go, (Because he pleaded to watch dancystar dance which made dancystar happy so yeah) so while he was getting ready he saw Floweryflower's two remaining kits because they all had a dramatic death! HEHE! Their names were Bobkit and Stupidkit. (I really want to name Bobkit Bobby when he's a warrior. Should I... yeah It would be funny. Also Stupidkit may seen like a cruel name but I think his warrior name may be better. not)

So yeah anyway Vomitpaw saw the two remaining kits who jumped on top of him and defeated him in a battle training even though they were only kits. Like I said in the last chapter, Vomitpaw is weak!

So as they went to the gathering Dancystar started to dance already which was quite hilarious in my opinion. When they got there Dancystar was dancing like crazy on the branch he was on (No surprise there). He was dancing so much that he broke the branch (which was at the top of the tree) and fell to his death because there was a pit of sharp thorns at the bottom. I dont know why. Anyways he also fell on Dungstar who was the ShadowClan leader. Groundleap (deputy of Shadowclan) was very pleased because he was now leader but Starclan came down from the skies and said that Bigears (THUNDERCLAN DEPUTY) cant become Bigstar because Twigbranch was going to be leader because they wanted him to make an appearance in the book.  Also they just hated Bigears because he had big ears and heard all of their secrets. Anyways the gathering was a disaster so all of the clans went home. Twigbranch travelled of the the Moontree (HUH?!) to get his leader name and his nine lives, oh and Dancystar didn't get his nine lives because he kept moving in the ceremony and refused to stop so they couldn't touch noses with him and give him the lives. 

                                                                       THE END OF CHAPTER 3!