Funny Warriors Fanfiction :D ...I hope

Chapter 4

Well! Last chapter was a disaster and all but by the time I wrote this chapter everyone was over it and Twigstar, who took a moon to finish the ceremony and only just got back WHO KNOWS WHY, wanted to have a party so he hired DJ CAT who brought his disco keyboard (Since when could cats play the keyboard) and played all night and somehow Twigstar found this random she cat that was rich and made her his mate because he was so happy that he was leader and didn't care about Dancystar or his former mate or anyone else in the clan. 

By the time it was the morning Twigstar had forgotten all about the warrior code and his new make was in the nursery because she was bearing his kits because that can definetly happen in the space of a couple of hours. When Twigstar finally remembered about appointing a deputy he randomly went to the highrock and said,

"Everyone that can claw a twig off a branch by themselves meet here below the highstone!"

"Awwww, SHUCKS!!" Said the random warrior Nofeet, who didn't have feet to claw the twigs off, who also then just sat down in his nest. Anyways, Twigstar just said, 

"My new deputy is Longnose, because he is the only one in the clan that has had an apprentice that is still alive because we never ever have kits in the clan!" At this the whole clan murmured in agreement, and Longnose was happy. Twigstar also suddenly decided to make the 2 remaining kits of floweryflower apprentices just because he wanted to ruin the moment that he made when he appointed the only warrior that had an apprentice. So the 2 kits who are now Bobpaw and Stupidpaw, are apprenticed to himself and Valecloak. (Valecloak to Bobpaw and himself to Stupidpaw.)

 Also I just realised that Vomitpaw exists so I have decided that his new mentor (because Dirtycat became ded) is Longnose even if I made it any other random warrior in previous chapters. (I forgot what I wrote already)

Anyways, The Chapter has ended. Bye

emicream1234 _^_

Also I wanted to add that I may change the cover at any time so be prepared.