And now it's time for the yandere rap battle

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Lmk if you guys want me to write one of these for two other people and what song.

Mitsuri: Remember, this is a RAP battle!!  That means NO WEAPONS!  That means YOU, Sanemi...

Nemi: huh

Mitsuri: Drop 'em!

Nemi: Ugh, fine...

( Drops many deadly weapons)

Mitsuri: All of them.

( Drops more)

Mitsuri: Alright!

Mitsuri: Sanemi vs Giyu.  Begin!!

Giyu: Oh, look! It's you: The freak of the corps! The one who thinks stalking my Y/n- Chan is cool... Listen up! I only have one thing to say: Y/n would choose me over you any day! I mean, come on!  You sneak around when you think no one sees you. I'll let you in on a secret: We ALL know that you do! Like, OH MY GOD! Sanemi, why can't you see, You'll never get Y/n!  She belongs to ME! 

Sanemi: Every time you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out!  I swear on my Y/n... That I will knock you out!  You swing your hips and pout your lips and think you're being sly, when you hide your precious feelings about "LOVING" Y/n!  Do you even really love her?  You don't act like you do!  You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you!  " You always keep me waiting!!"  Yeah, THAT will get her love... I'd give her more affection than she could ever dream of!  

Giyu: Hah! You squirm around when she's five feet away! She tells me all the time: " He's acting kinda strange!"  If you think I'll let you have her, then you BETTER think TWICE!  It doesn't take long before I STOP BEING NICE!

Sanemi: Do you REALLY think you scare me?  I know what keeps you up at night.  If you want to make this BLOODY, I've been ITCHING for a FIGHT!  I'll tranq you and tie you to a chair and break your MIND!  Or maybe I'll just STAB you... yeah, that'd be fine.

Giyu: You don't scare me! 

Sanemi: I can though.

Giyu: Hah! What do YOU know?

Sanemi: I KNOW that you should probably keep an eye on your BENTO.

Giyu: What the--!? It's poisoned!?  That bento was for Y/n!!!

Sanemi: I'll let you give her gifts when FAT PIGS FLY!

Giyu: Y/n will NEVER love you! You're weird and you're a FREAK!

Sanemi: I don't think she'll complain... when she gets me in the sheets~!

Giyu: GRR-- SANEMI!!

Sanemi: GIYU!!

Giyu: You know what?!  THAT'S IT!!  I'll put you in your place!!  

Sanemi: Heh! Come at me, Bit**!

Mitsuri: Who won? 


Who do you think won?

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Love you guys and stay safe.



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