Eddie Munson Head-Cannons:

 Eddie Munson Head-Cannons:

When he was younger and his parents were fighting, or his uncle was having a go at him, he would run away to the nearest park and sleep in the small tunnel on the playground.

Guilty pleasure #1. Secretly loves Blondie, favourite song is "call me".

Jams out when no one is around

He is a virgin, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to please you

Guilty pleasure #2. The man loves his bubble baths, takes all the stressors of life out of him as soon as his naked body hits the warm liquid. Can actually be hygienic and look after himself when sober/not high.

Doesn't like taking orders, which is why he's never lasted long in a job. Last reason for firing, sleeping in.

Made out with his guitar once or twice, but will deny it.

Eddie had a crush on a girl in primary school, but after telling her, she told everyone he had cooties. Never fully recovered.

He loves Lord of the Rings, can speak some elvish in his spare time and will read it to you in voices.

Fantasy role play with you in the bedroom is a must.

Has gotten a BJ once in high school but it was a horrible experience for him. The girl wasn't that good. Too much teeth.

VERY HIGH SEX DRIVE. My god. Like he's a virgin. He needs to relieve himself someway or another, and he's getting tired of his own hands.

Sometimes, his own hands turn him on.

Hip and thigh guy.

The type to throw things at Younger kids when they are bullying nerds their age. "Get lost, you little shits". While chasing them down the street, hearing their screams disappearing in the distance.

Cries in the shower to Phil Collins.

Major ADHD. That one makes sense from watching the show. Possible depression. Poor baby needs reassurance he is enough for you.

Doubts himself 24/7 and can never make up his mind. Don't ever try asking him what you want to eat. You'll be sitting in the car whiles it's running for a good hour waiting for him to say "I don't care, you choose".

Listens to your breathing at night. Not in a creepy way, more in a "is she okay? Yeah." "How could someone looks so peaceful when asleep."

Screams. A lot. In his high squeak voice, he does. He'll do it if he doesn't get his way. "GOD DAMN IT! YOU-MHPH"

"YOU BETTER NOT!!-"

"LISTEN TO ME!! NO, *puts a finger to lips signalling to be quiet,* SHUT YOUR PRECIOUS LIPS FOR A SECOND!"

"HEY! NO! AH UH *tuts,* DON'T YOU DARE"

Smiles a lot when you are around. Beams from ear to ear. God, he fucking loves seeing your dorky face.

Will randomly bite your cheeks. Get used to it.

I've officially made his middle name Wayne (his uncle)

(E)Edward(W)Wayne(M)Munson

Star Sign is Libra from the majority vote. I would make his birthday around the middle end. 20th of October.

If he doesn't get affection from you for a while, he will feel abandoned because of his past. He might distance himself because he believes it stops him before he can be hurt, again, however, makes him more miserable but as soon as you reassure him though he's back to normal.