1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4. I used to be a banker but I lost interest .
5. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
6. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
7. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
8. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
9. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
10. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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