One day a couple from a different country came to Canada. They didn't know any English. The foreign couple was walking along past a baseball stadium. All they heard was "We did it! We did it!" Than they walked past a restaurant. All they heard was "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" Then they walked past a park. They heard "He stole my lollipop!" Then they came across a sleeping man. Apparently he looked like he was dead because a police officer came up to them and said "Did you kill this man?" They said "We did it! We did it!" Police officer: "what did you kill him with?" Couple: " forks and knives! Forks and knives!" Police: " why did you kill him?" Couple: "he stole my lollipop!!!"
