Man - Ek akeli ladki khuli tijori ki tarah hoti hai , haan , tumhe pata tumhare saath kya kya ho skta hai? Main batata hoon....dekho
Girl - (clears her throat) - excuse me aap se puchna tha , aap ye sab jo bol rhe hain iske paise charge krte hain? Ya ye muft ka gyan hai?
Man - ye toh muft ka hai
Girl - good (shouts) kyunki chillar nhi hai mere paas , dekho buddhe bakwaas band kro aur apna kaam kro , Kota phone lagao , baaki meri problem hai main sambhal lungi! (Shouts) chalo phone lagao (the man picks up the phone and starts dialling)
PREETA OF BHATINDA
Preeta - Karan ye hai meri behen Riya , Riya ye hai Karan , tujhe iske saath bhaag ke shaadi karni hai
Riya - Preeta , bolne se pehle ek min soch toh liya kr! Aur tu andr kya kr rhi thi?
Preeta - (teasingly) ohohoo possesive! Bahi se hee jalan ho rhi hai kya? Ghbra mat hum wo sab nhi kr rhi thi . Ye jo haina ye one woman man hai , tere saath faithful rahega! (Karan signs she is crack)
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Preeta - paani (takes the bottle from the shop) saans band ho gyi by God! Cola shola sab apni jagah pr hai , pr paani ka kaam paani hee krta hai (takes a sip) kehte haina king of the world , waise paani toh free Raha nhi , kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper - madam 50 rupay!
Preeta - kyun??? Railway ke daam toh Kam hote hain
Shopkeeper - ye rate hai madam
Preeta : achaaa , consumer court se puchon kya rate hai? hain!!! Ullu banate ho?!
Shopkeeper - 2 rupay keliye itni jhikjhik
Preeta - 2 rupay kuch nhi hote toh chori kyun kr rhe ho (bangs the table)
Shopkeeper - chori?
Preeta - aur kya , aur keh rhe ho main jhikjhik kr rhi hoon (clicks her fingers) paise wapas dou
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Preeta (while running for the train) - arre haath dou haath dou
Random person - aayie aayie
Preeta - (huffs) thank you baba ji meri train chutne se bachane keliye! Meri aaj tak ek train bhi nhi chooti thank you bhagwan ji mera record tutne se bachane kelyie ..... Ab toh haath chod dou andr aa gyi hoon main....ab itni bhi sundr nhi hoon!
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Preeta - ohhhh!!! Meri galti hai? Besharam.....main tumhari help kr rhi thi ....tumhe mujhe thank you bolna chahiye aur tum mujhe attitude dikha rhe ho?
Karan - ok! Thank you! Thank you tumne meri madad ki..... Ab tum mera peecha chodogi? please
Preeta - (put hands on her waist) peecha chodogi?.......achaaaaa......itna asaan nhi hai tumhari wajah se meri train chooti hai ab tum mujhe bhatinda pahochaoge mere saaman ke saath mere ghar....main chodne wali nhi hoon....ji haan!! Koi doubt mat rkhna dil mein! Sikhni hoon main bhatinda ki!
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Meet Preeta Arora!
Meet Karan Luthra!
➖➖➖➖➖➖Plot -
A wealthy industrialist Karan Luthra , having sucidial intentions boards a train without a ticket to escape his depressing life. On the journey, he bumps into Preeta , a Punjabi chatterbox bubbling with energy and optimism. She is determined to get him to open up. What follows is a series of misadventures centered around a girl who just can't seem to stay out of trouble and a man who feels obliged to look out for her.
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Ik y'all must have guessed the movie! 😭😂
Movie guesses 😁 -
eternal_preeran Just on her request🤌🏻✨
(Thank you for such a wonderful cover!😭❤️❤️)Signing off ❤️