This took way to fucking long to write.
A week. A week has passed ... I think. Whatever it doesn't matter. The others think I'm actually gone further off the deep end.
"Pathetic" I throw the dead body at an agent and shot them. Just go back ... how, how can I go back. I hit the wall and noticed some glitches.
I have an idea how.
"Doc" "what Hank?" "This" I punch the table and the glitches return and then disappear. "Hank... Don't do that again." Doc spoke with concern and demanding that I refrain from punching the table. "But..." I hit the table and watch as the glitches spread up my arm and I hit it again and again till.
"FUCK" I felt some solid ground under me and looked up. Wooden floors and a familiar person.
"Hi, y/n"
Y/n pov
I was laying on the couch watching Madness combat 9.5 part 2 when the screen started to glitch and the power went out. Great. I even paid the power this time I wait and the lights turn back on as a thud is heard Infront of the TV.
I stared in disbelief as the figure laid on the ground and cursed.
"Hi, y/n"
He said as if he could be almost glad to see me again. "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU- HOW- WAIT. NO. LEAVE. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW YOU ARE HERE?!"
"Relax bitch" " how can I when a psycho path has appeared in my apartment. AGAIN" "I was here a week ago" "a month. It has been a month" he looked at me like he was a lost puppy."Okay I'll explain what has happened over here and you explain what has happened... Over there" I glance at the TV as he stood up.
2Bdamned POV
I watched Hank fully disappear in glitchy static and to be honest... I was shocked. Sanford and Deimos walked in with one of the other Hank's. ... This is good. I look down at where he was glitching and spot the glitches still there and quickly scoop some up and try to liquify it.
An hour or two after explaining that Antipathy Hank had disappeared and so forth. We put some of the glitching liquid into a syringe and put it in Const Hank's arm. "So he just punched the table a few times and disappeared. So try that" he looked at me then punched the table and the glitches appeared. He kept punching the table and soon he disappeared.
Y/n pov
I show Hank the episode I'm watching and he just looks at it. "Okay, yeah I did fight myself but why do we look like... Blobs." "Dunno, just an easy way to animate I guess. " I feel something heavy on my lap and look down seeing Hank stretched out and laying on my lap. "Get off" he looks up and turns a little still laying on me. "No"
The TV starts glitches and the power goes out. "... Pay your fucking electric bill" " I did. This is what happened when you appeared dumbass" the lights turn on as a thud is heard along with a groan. A second later, Hank stood up Infront of the TV... But Hank is laying on me on the couch. ...
"THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. WHY IS THERE TWO OF YOU" "FUCK YOU HANK" " FUCK YOU HANK" They both said in unison. Shocked, I just sat there. "Who the fuck is that" "My girl-" "nope. Get off" I start to push him off to get up, but... Once he realized what I was starting to do he grabbed my shoulder and pushed me back.
"As I was saying, my bitch" the second Hank looked at the first Hank and then at me and just smacked his face and sighed.
Time skip brought to you by Both Hank's choking each other and y/n trying to separate them only to grab their pointer fingers and bend them backwards
Both Hank's were laying on the ground and so was I... know what I'm fucking dying.
Antipathy Hank had me pinned on the ground, but ended up laying on me. Consternation Hank was lying on top of Antipathy. ... I'm calling Antipathy Hank Anti Hank and Con Hank is the other.
"Please..... Get.... Up" I say out of breath and about to pass out. "Fine" Anti said and he moved just enough to practically be in a push up.
"You hear that" Con asked and then the lights went out. "FUCK" the static glitching of the TV came and went but the sound of Con screaming was terrifying... "HELP... FUCK IM... SQUISHED" after a couple of minutes everything went black.
Antipathy Hank POV
She stopped speaking and I was coughing. The lights came back on and there was Nexus and Mag Hank, but... Mag was on top of all of us.
Time skip brought to you by a large man trying to figure out what happened to a 5'6" person
I let the others know what had been happening while an unconscious y/n lies on the couch, luckily breathing. After a couple of hours and the other 3 found a bunch of board games and were on top of Mag trying to retrieve a couple of games prices that he tried to eat.
Looking over at y/n after hearing a few sounds I see that she is waking up a bit. "Hey" "what?" "There's two more" "..." silence was between the two of us. "WHAT" She yelled and caused the others to look over.
Time skip again because they ate all of the food that was in the cabinets and the fridge
Y/n pov
We made it to the store. I don't know how Mag fit in between Nexus and Con in the back but Anti was arguing with them and saying he was the "special one" then punched Con in the face.
All four of them had walked into the store and Anti was making sure I didn't just die then and there. Shopping was difficult.
After shopping and making it back home. I told them they can sleep in the guest room or living room, then I went to my room, took a show, and went to bed.
Later
I felt some pressure on the bed causing it to sink in some spots. Turning I halfway open my eyes to see Anti just trying to lay down.
"What are you doing in here?" He stopped and looked over "it's to crowded with them here" "so" "so I'm going to sleep in here ... Hold on. Is this a fucking queen sized mattress" "yes " I mumble and turn to face him. "So your going to sleep on top of the blankets and with like 20 layers of clothes on?" He tilts his head and I move to push him off.After getting him off the bed I move the covers for him to lay under. "Listen. You can take off most of your cl-" "so I can take off m-" "you can take off the jacket and what's," a yawn caused me to stop for a second, "under the jacket or whatever. But your keeping on your pants and shit." I turn all face the wall as he removes his jacket and shirt then laid down.
After awhile I hear Hank say something. Then I feel his arm lay over me and he pulls me closer so I could feel him pressed against my back and his metal jaw pressed against my head. "They are honestly annoying. If I have to sleep in there I'm going to just come in here since Mag Hank-" "I'm just calling him Mag" "your awake then. Anyways, "Mag" is in the guest room. " The conversation with Anti just stayed normal and eventually we fell asleep.
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