💋💝💫❤💞Dave x Bambi Ass Shipping Cute 💞❤💫💝💋

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Big ass time skip now it's 11 AM woowowoo

Dave: I feel like I am forgetting smth
Tristan: hey dad!
Dave: oh yeah I need to water the cat
Tristan: 🙁
Dave: oh hey adopted motherfucker
Tristan: hi
Dave: did I feed you yet I forgo
Tristan: no dad I'm starving please
Dave: okay come on whiny bitch.
Also Dave: *wheels to the kitchen*
Tristan: *follows unfit parent*

They bof are in the kitchen1!1!!

Dave: here's your flavored sawdus I mean cornflakes
Tristan: thanks daf
Dave: yeah sure
Also Dave: *wheels outside and calls Bambitch*

The phon call played out as so::

Dave: " Hey bitc I mean Bambi wanna do something "
Bambi: " sure are you talking about se "
Dave: " wtf no like, park or smth. "
Bambi: " ohh yeah sure park sounds nice "
Dave: "okkkk cya there "
Bambi: " wait which o- "

Dave was getting dressed, Adop I mean Tristan wanted to go to the park so yeah he was already waiting on his dad idk.

Dave: okay dumbass let's go!!!!
Tristan: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

They then wnt to the park and Bambi was there. Tbh he kinda just guessed which park but he was lucky he guessed right 😁

Dave: hey Bambitch I mean Bambi
Bambi: hi Davee

Also Bambi: you brought your son?? 😨
Dave: yea apparently it's "illegal" to leave your child home alone unsupervised with no way of getting help if something bad happens so he's here.
Tristan: *runs off because HOLY SHIT THERE'S A PLAYGROUND WITH A **SLIDE?!?!** *
Dave: wow okay
Bambi: *kisses Dave's foreheaf* I missed uou yk..
Dave: I did too sugarbottom 😊😊

Atleast 5 kids from the distance were staring at these two MEN making out. Flabbergasted little homophobos they were, they told their parents. Their parents proceeded to put them down for homophoboia.

Oh yeah, they also talked n shit idk.

Tristan: *runs up to "dad"* hey papa did you bring a Gatora- ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Dave: *stares and pushes Bambass slightly away* (they were hugging) yes little shit here you go

Anyways Dave threw the Gatorade into Tristan's arms and he ran off like a little sugar gobloin.

Dave: that was close i think
Bambi: yea

Also Bambi: can we go back to your house
Dave: yea sure but first I gotta get Tristan or else it would be considered "child abandonment" or whatever.
Also Dave: *calls for infant child named Tristan*
Tristan: *runs really fast (not really) up to wheelchair guy*
Dave: let's go home Tristan
Tristan: ok.

Also Tristan: Is Mr. Bambi coming to or
Dave and Bambi: yes
Tristan: oh ok

Anyways they made it to Danny Devito I mean Dave's house and Tristan went to his room and immediately fell asleep in bed because it was like 7 PM and his little peabrain wasn't programmed to stay up later than 7 PM. Oh yeah Dave and Bambi had gone to Dav's room too.

Dave: wanna cuddle in bed or smth 😊
Bambitch: okay
Also Bambi: *crawls into bed wif Dave*
Dave: *turnded on Netflix I think idk*

Oh yeah Idk what they watched let's pretend it's Family Guy

They fell asleep honk znore mimimi cuddling together Dave holding Bambi while he's in fetal position in his arms I think.

°•.• Chaper 3 end!!! •.•°