Pierre' POV:
I sighed pregnantly as it rained inside my inconvenience store. Suddenly, I heard the ringing of the doorbell and several loud crashing noises. In drove my husband, Isekei Truck-kun. He was drunk again with his "buddies", I know they were sodomizing him behind my back but I couldn't upset him, not again. After what happened last time and the therapy we both had to endure due to his explosive "temper tantrums " I CAN NOT lose another baby, not EVER again.
"Hey.... honey..." I said pregnantly as he staggered in (he's a truck how in the hell??) the doorway of our loft apartment /inconvenience store in Chicago, Illinois.
Out of nowhere our good friend, "Ciciero" came crashing through the ceiling of our store like that one vine.
"Hey guys, you're not fighting are you? I just got back from sky diving"
"You stupid sea monsters don't deserve to sky-dive! You don't even participate in the economy !"
"Hun! That's insensitive and racist! you can't-" I began before a handsome young fellow who looked like he came straight out of Idaho entered with a spherical robot emanating a greenish-blue glow tucked under his arm.
"420 blaze it I'm here to buy half a potato because I'm from Idaho and I just spent all my money on weed and I haven't eaten in days," the HOT man said while his mechanical "husband" whirred.
POV: THIRD PERSON
"Cicero" growls aggressively, howls, and then turns into a hot uwu 2018 Gacha demon wolf bad boy. It begins to cry, realizing that the hot man it had set its eyes on two seconds ago(literally) was likely taken by the stupid mechanical CHAD WHO PROBABLY DIDNT EVEN TREAT THEM RIGHT. Stupid hot people never want the sea monsters! They always pick the abusive robot chads just because they look nice and can hack the pentagon!
Sol, on the other hand, had never felt the same about Wheatley. I mean he was nice and he was... MOANS British but deep down in his h,eart he knew that only a beautiful sea monster could fill the empty and depressing void that he had. But he could not condone violence because of the D.A.R.E pact he took in elementary school in Idaho so he stabbed the truck 72 times and kicked his trucknuts so hard that he flew into rehabbecause trucks cant feel pain while the sea monster man played candy crush on his new iphone 7k ultraomega .When suddenly, a sexy Christmas duo of France from hetalia and Jarl Balgruuf of Whiterun , who were actually Mr. and Mrs. Claus , pranced in their slay that was led by several naked buff minions.
