Bakubabe Strikes Again! | BakuDekuTodo Fanfiction

~Chapter 22: The Great Boku No Bake Off~

Sato was daintily cooking up a vanilla cake, twitching his hips from left to right, stirring the batter while wearing his favourite pink apron – what a faggot! He dips his finger into the batter and licks the mixture off of his finger – perfect, as always, he thinks to himself. He inserts the cake into the oven, baking it to perfection to where it was both fluffy and firm, and unloads the perfect cake onto the stove top. He opens his fridge doors to look for the icing that he'd prepared earlier, but the white, viscous liquid was no where to be found. He casts his mind back, searching for any answer to what might have happened to it until it clicked in his mind. "OH NO!! I forgot about last night! I'd ran out of lube last night and needed some kind of lubricant quick and that was my only option! No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! My cakes gonna go cold! What to do, what to do..." at this, Sato downs a couple sugar cubes and burst out of his dorm and down the hallway, speeding as fast as he could towards the kitchen, desperate to find some kind of icing to complete his cake. He rummages through every cupboard and drawer but couldn't find anything of use, until he looks into the top right cupboard of the kitchen, where a single solitary bottle sat, drenched in water and filled with some kind of white, viscous liquid. Without thinking, Sato swipes the bottle that he presumed was icing and dashes back to his dorm, delicately drizzling the contents onto his cake, evenly coating the top and leaving aesthetically pleasing drips down the side, the cake remaining warm throughout. Sato, eager to taste his masterful creation, grabs a pre-sharpened knife and cut a hefty piece of cake for himself, lifting the sweet sponge towards his mouth and taking a bite. The cake itself was immaculate – a sweet delicate flavour complemented by the spongey texture of the cake – nothing special for one of Sato's cakes. But the icing - so creamy, so viscous, pure with no chunks and of such a delicate flavour, sweet with a hint of spice and an almost cheesy flavour, similar to that of parmesan. Sato was stunned by the mixture, enthralled by its flavour and how it complemented the cake. He intended to cut the cake up for the rest of the class, but he couldn't help himself and he ate the whole cake in one session, licking his fingers clean of the strange icing. He peers at the bottle from which he'd attained the solution and noticed a faint 'Bakugo' written on the side in faint permanent marker. "That was delicious! I better thank Bakugo for that icing and also ask him for more" Sato says excitedly, jumping up and down from sheer delight.

~The Next Day~

The members of the sex dungeon were relaxing in the common room, lounging around on the couches. Bakugo was slumped over with his arms draped over the back of the couch, a blanket laid on his lap and legs which was mysteriously moving on its own. 'Pretty obvious that the whore Toru's beneath that', most sex dungeon members collectively agreed to themselves. Sato casually walks in and makes his way over to Bakugo, a large grin spread across his face, eager to find out what his succulent solution was. Bakugo looks up, disgruntled by his presence.

"Ay EXTRA, and like you're the most like an EXTRA of everyone in the class holy fuck like what's even your name?!?!"

"S.. Sato"

"OH YEAH SATO!! Well FUCK OFF!!" Bakugo says interspliced with moans as his dick was drenched by its own spunk. Sato nervously paces back. He considers just leaving, but he knew if he was going to become a baker worthy of the great British bake off, he would have to add Bakugo's mystery substance to his repertoire. He firmly stands forward and makes eye contact with Bakugo, determination on his face.

"Bakugo, I was looking for some kind of icing for my cake yesterday and say a bottle listed with your name on it filled with an icing like liquid, and, well, let me just say.. I- It was just delectable. So p- please could you teach me how to make it"

Initially anger spreads across Bakugo's face, enraged that someone would rob him of one of his cum bottles without permission, but this was quickly dashed when he realised that Sato couldn't get enough of Bakugo's steamy cum. Bakugo jumps onto his feet, excited to share his passion with someone else, unsheathing his priorly covered cock to Sato, covered in a solution of saliva and cum.

"GOD! Finally, someone appreciates the sheer artistry and delectability of my cu- SOLUTION!!"

"AHHhh- ughh- ah- Bakugo, y- your not wearing any pants"

"Who cares about that! Its time we indulge in the beauty of my solution. Come on Sato, quick!! To your room!!" Bakugo says in an innocent wholesome tone, grabbing onto Sato's hand and skipping towards his room, the owner embarrassedly trailing behind the overjoyed, spiky student.

"What the fuck was that about?" Sato says, panting by the time they had gotten to his room.

Bakugo didn't hear this however, as he was busy rummaging through his fridge looking for some kind of cake to improve with his splooge. He finds a naked cupcake and plops it down onto the ground.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BAKUGO!!" Sato shouts at the student, who was acting incredibly strange, almost as if he was high. He starts playing his meat flute, jerking it back and forth until he launched his special solution onto the cupcake, a lazy white splatter upon the otherwise perfect cupcake.

"Eat it." Exclaims Bakugo.

"WHAT!? NO!! That's fucking disgusting"

"EAT IT!!!" Screams Kacchan, explosions appearing in the palms of his hands. Sato obliges out of fear, begrudgingly choking down Kacchan's busted nut. Instantly, Sato's eyes light up, as he began vigorously chewing the cupcake, sucking every morsel of flavour from the spunk.

"Baku- *chew chew* -go, this shit is fucking *chew chew* amazing!! I need more *chew* NOW!!"

"Uhh uh uh, my well is dry unfortunately..." Bakugo says. "Haru really did a number on me," he mutters under his breath. "But I've got bottles of the stuff lined up in my room"

"Give me some, NOW!!"

"Uhh, uh, uh, there's a price in every trade, big guy"

"What is it!! I'll do anything for that spunk of yours"

"Meet in my dorm early tomorrow morning. If you do that everyday from now on, I'll supply you with a bottle every week, not to mention the nut you'll get to suck from our fucks."

"I'll come tomorrow morning, I assure you" Sato says, bowing with his palms upon each other, praying (get it Japan). Bakugo had his arms crossed, satisfied that he'd added a new member to his sex dungeon, already thinking of the ways Sato's quirk could be used in sexual ways

"Your new name shall be sugar daddy" Bakugo dubbed Sato, knighting the kneeling student with his surprisingly long cock.

Bakugo, standing before the praying Sato, heard rustling behind him, the sound of microscopic footsteps being heard upon Sato's counter. Bakugo quickly darts his had straight towards the source of the sound and snatches the tanuki that was there, freeing the tanuki's grasp of the cake that it had intended to rob of Sato.

"HUH?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!??? A FUCKING TANUKI!!! GOD ILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU DISCOUNT RACCOO-"

"NO!! PLEASE DON'T!" Squeals a high pitched oestrogen full male voice. Bakugo turns towards the sound to see the strangely shaped Koda straddling the window, his arm outstretched towards Bakugo, his face a mixture of shock and sorrow.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??? FUCKING KODA?!?!?! OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE, YOU??!?! YOUR ROBBING OTHER STUDENTS?!?! WELL THAT'S A FUCKING PLOT TWIST!!! Well, as punishment, imma fucking CRUSH this beloved tanuki of yours!!" Bakugo shouts while tightening his grip around the creature, a shrill yelp echoing from Koda's furry friend.

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!" Screeches Koda, stopping Bakugo from sheer shock. "ILL DO ANYTHING, JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!!!!"

"Anything?" Bakugo slyly said with a grin spread across his face, Koda's words echoing those spoken earlier by Sato. "Well then, be in my dorm early tomorrow morning, and if your not there, I'll FUCKING KILL EVERY ANIMAL IN JAPAN!!!! GOT ME??!?!?!!?"

Koda started bowing rapidly, his urgency being communicated despite not a word being spoken.

"Good, good. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!" Bakugo screams while helicopter throwing the tanuki out of the window like a cricket ball, hitting Koda in the face and knocking him to the ground.

"Well anyway, Sato, I'd best be off. Remember be at my dorm tomorrow morning" said Bakugo while exiting the room, slamming the door shut on his way out. Sato falls to the ground when Bakugo leaves the room and starts squealing to himself out of joy, knowing that the new found white gold he had just gotten regular access to would propell him to the top of the baking world.