Bakubabe Strikes Again! | BakuDekuTodo Fanfiction

~Chapter 19: Crisis Colonoscopy~

The whole sex dungeon was awoken to the sounds of screams of pain emanating from Bakugo's room, no pleasure in his voice. Deku checked the time on the clock next to his bed –4 AM –earlier than the designated sex time. He leaps out of his bed to check on his fellow student, concerned by his screams. When he arrives at his door, his fellow sex dungeon members where around him, all clearly concerned as to what was happening to Bakugo. They all slowly open his door, which was left open purposely by them in case he needed their assistance during the night, and entered into the spiky, yet sulky, students room. The room was completely dark, all except for Bakugo's monitor, which had MrPornHub open, with "how to shit out dick" typed into the search bar and two girls one cup playing on the screen. Bakugo lets out another harsh yelp, cupping his pelvis as a lump protrudes from it, his body naked and covered in watery diarrhoea. Deku walks over to Bakugo and places his hand on the lump, a load of diarrhoea being released from his anus, the watery liquid filled with fragments of laxative pills.

"Fuck Deku, I need to, ARRGGGGHHH- I need to get this thing out of me, NOW!..." at that Bakugo coughs a cup of blood and saliva onto his chest, his head falling back onto his pillow after.

"HE'S DYING! MY KACHANS GONNA DIE!! HE NEEDS HELP NOW!!"

Momo hurries over to Bakugo and quickly assesses him, massaging his lower lump and checking his heart beat.

"He's loosing blood and running out of energy.. we need to get him to the nurse, QUICK!! We need to get that dildo out of there!!" Momo says, her voice exasperated and tears in her eyes.

"No... No.. we cant go there. Never again... plus ill probably die befo-" at that his heartbeat flatlines, the ominous ringing somehow being heard despite the lack of a heartbeat monitor. Sero and Todoroki rush over to the deceased student and start pounding their hands on his chest, breaking a couple of his ribs in the process but managing to restore his breath.

"Oh fuck did I die? Well anyway, as I was saying ill probably die before I can get there... just get this dildo the fuck out of here, I don't care how..."

The whole group starts to feel their adrenaline rise, the bleak realisation that their ringleader may actually die right then and there. Their minds where racing, trying to come up with some kind of way to remove the rod from his gut.

"KERO! Kero, I've got an idea" at this Froppy hops over to Bakugo's agape legs and snakes her tongue up his anus. She searches for the better part of a minute, slipping her tongue around every surface but fails to locate the dildo.

"Kero kero, everything feels the same in there, wet and slimy..."

"No no no! This cant be happening!" Deku screams, clenching his head, tears streaming down his hot face.

"Uh Huh!" Ojiro suddenly shouts, making the rest of the sex group members jump.

"Shoji went for colonoscopy practice with nurse Chiyo, remember? He can surely remove that dildo with surgical precision" at that he instantly storms out the door and hops down the hall at high speed, drawing near to shoji's door.

"I have to save Kacchan! He let me cum like I never thought I would again! I am forever indebted to him" Ojiro screams at the top of his lungs (a bit excessive ngl)

His tail came crashing down onto shojis oak door, to reveal shoji sitting on his desk chair, exploring the catacombs of a medical latex ass.

"Shoji! Quick! Bakugo's in trouble, you need to perform a colonoscopy on him, or else he'll die!"

Shoji simply nods before following Ojiro back to Bakugo's dorm. He looks over to Bakugo, the unnaturally blond bathing in a pool of diarrhoea and blood, his legs doing the spread eagle. He slightly regrets his decision to help him after seeing this horrifying scene but he knew it was his duty to protect and help his fellow comrades. He walks over to Bakugo's bed and carefully inspects and massages Kacchan's chocolate starfish. His folds were larger than usual and the whole was slightly agape – indicative of regularly having large objects inserted into it. He then inspects the surface of his abdomen and locates the protruding dildo, the blood leaking out of his asshole indicating that it had breached the walls of his intestines and was protruding into his tissue – he had never done a colonoscopy so serious and life threatening before. He took his shirt off to make his work easier, revealing his immaculately sculpted pecs and giant biceps. He changed the end of his bottom most right arm to be an eye and used two of his other arms to pull the sides of Bakugo's anus apart to make more room for his eye–hand. He slithers it in slowly, and strangely seductively and began searching throughout Bakugo's colon catacombs. They were drenched in blood and coloured red – a steady flow of blood trickling down the tube. He pushes deeper, encountering an assortment of flavoured condoms along the way, sushi, green tea and Takoyaki flavoured (Get it Japan?) each filled with a load of cum so ancient that it had gone black and was growing mold from all colours of the rainbow. As he pushes deeper, he found the tract littered with lolly's and lollipops, all being feasted on by a variety of parasites that had never been discovered before. The deeper he went, the more outlandish the objects got. The most shocking thing that he found however was an All Might toy drenched in strawberry flavoured lube. Eventually, the river of blood got more volumous, and Shoji new that he was coming closer to the pleasure stick. After what felt to shoji like a kilometre, he finally encountered it – the shit sheathed, blood boiled, cum collecting dildo. It was buried a couple, maybe five centimetres into Bakugo's intestinal lining, the wound gushing with blood and potentially infected by the shit that marked the unholy hatchet. Shoji memorizes the layout of Bakugo's intestines before transforming the eye on the end of his arm into a hand and got a firm grasp on the rectum rod and pulled, a spray of blood emanating from the wound as he did so. At the same moment Bakugo lets out a mighty moan, but not one of pain as expected, but one of immense pleasure. At that very moment Bakugo becomes reinvigorated, the ecstasy making him forget any pain that he was feeling at that moment.

"FUCK that was good!! Who did that, you deserve and extra cup of cum from yours truly!"

Shoji slithers his arm back out of Kacchan's anus, diarrhoea, blood, lube and cum spraying as the sword of Deku's dildo was torn from its pedestal – Bakugo's anus. Bakugo looks over to Shoji and notices he was the one who had given him colon cleansing that had revived him.

"Damn Shoji, that's some mad technique you got there. Mind to join the se-"

"No time to talk. I need some kind of a disinfectant, maybe something.. salty! And some thread to close up the wound..."

At that shoji firmly grasps onto Bakugo's head and tears a chunk of hair from it.

"ARRRGGHHUUuuhhhn~ - I mean, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!!"

"I need thread! It was the first thing to come to mind! Now something salty..."

"OOH!! I KNOW!!"

Bakugo whips out his magnum dong, some piss dribbling out from the head as he does so.

"Piss is salty right! How bout you catch some in your mouth" Bakugo says slyly with a grin on his face. Shoji figures this was just an excuse to get his dick sucked but he didn't have any other options, so he obliged. He transforms one of his limbs into a mouth and suckles on Bakugo's cock, Kacchan moaning in the process and a dash of white being mixed in with the yellow now pooling in Shojis mouth.

"Alright Bakugo-kun, it'll be two arms in this time, I'll be carrying the hair in one and the piss in the other, so brace yourself"

"Oh trust me shoji, I'm more than ready"

"A-alright then" Shoji says, a hint of disgust in his voice. "one, two.. and THREE!"

At this he charges both arms straight into Bakugo's gaping asshole, plunging them deep into this digestive tract. Bakugo involuntary convulses, the sheer pleasure of the act forcing him to do so. Shoji had memorized the layout of the intestines and didn't need to see this time - colonoscopy practice sure does come in handy! Eventually he arrives at the sight of the wound. He power hosed the wound down with Bakugo's piss, clearing it of any shit and sterilising it. He then began expertly sealing the hole, the hair surprisingly strong and pliant, managing to keep the hole closed and stopping the bleeding. Shoji then slips his hand back out of Bakugo's behind, this action once again being met with moans of pleasure. Shoji waggles his arm around to clear it of Bakugo's bodily fluids, disgust clearly emblazoned on his face despite him wearing a mask.

Bakugo leapt onto his feet, the naked blood shit and piss covered student's cheerful mood not one to be expected from someone who had just nearly died.

"Ay shoji, those arms of yours are amazing! When I was unconscious I was dreaming up all the ways that I could use them and was just thinking MAN! What I'd do to have you in my sex dungeon. So what'd you say Sho–ji, would you care to show–me just how much you can pleasure me?

"What? Sex dungeon? Well.. no, the things I have seen here today have been so abhorrent, so unfathomably disgusting that I never want to see anything of the sort EVER again! So I'm afraid that's a no, Baka–go. Goodbye". Shoji started to make his way to the door until he was suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"Oh well then, what a shame! I mean, I guess I don't need you around, its not like I need your care and health expertise anyway. It's not like my LITERAL DICK WAS CHOPPED OfF AND I NEARLY BLED OUT! Its fine, I don't need you around, just know that when you inevitably learn that your fellow student is dead from one of his degenerate sex dungeon sessions you weren't there to save him"

A manipulative grin spreads across Bakugo's face.

"Fine" Shoji said without turning around. "But don't get any ideas, I'm only there to protect my fellow students" at that he slams the door shut, unusually firmly for the meek student.

"Heh, so easy to manipulate, his caring spirit is his downfall. Anyway my sex slaves, I've experienced more than enough pleasure today, all you SCRAM!". All the sex dungeon members filtered out of Bakugo's bedroom, the warm sunrise shining on them as they entered the hallway. An innocent smile spread across Deku's face, thankful that his senpai Bakugo had made it through the night, and that he lived to see another day.