DSaF One Shots?

thats what she said (Again idfk)

-thud-
"Ughh huh? What was that?"
SHIT SOMEONES IN THE HOUSE

-Jack runs down stairs with a book-

"WHOS THERE"
-jack tackles the black figure-

"Shit please dont hit me"
That voice"dave?"
"Hey sportsy"
"Jeez you stayed later then normal.."
"W-What? You knew?"

"Uhh yea! Did you think i wouldn't hear you?"
-giggle-"Sorry old sport"
"Its fine davey"
"S-so uhh can you get off?"
"Aww davey~ you want me off i thought you 'wanted me to pin you down~"

"W-What? YOU READ MY NOTES"
"Mhm~"
[well shit dave you've done it now]
"Uh so you just going to be on me all day or what?"
"If you want~"

[shit shit im problaly a fucking tomato-]
"So davey~"
/hes a fucking tomato\
"Heh y-yea?"
[huh wtf hes realy pining me down? SHIT HES SO FUCKING HOT]
"Davey~ my eyes are up here~"

"Wha-"
-Fuck yeaa he kissed him😖-
"There you go big dick davey~"

-buzz buzz-

"Dam it! Phoney ruining shit"

-click-

"Tf do you want?"
"Your late"
"Huh really what time was it?"
"Uhh 10 mins after your shift started"
"Ok ok me and dave will be there"
"Wait dave is there? Why-"
-click-

"Guess we can do this another time~"

-end hope yall enjoyed this one mabey the next one will be smut