DSaF One Shots?

Big dick davey(idk what to name this)

(sorry i haven't made anything resently iv been busy)

"Ughhh my head"  What time is it?
"Fuck-"
-buzz buzz bu--
"What do you want?"
"Hey sportsy im comeing over"
"Wtf hell no dave its 7am"
"I know but im up and your up sooo"

"You dont even know wear i live"
"I'll figure it out"
"Uh huh im going back to bed I'll see you at work tomorrow ok"
"Ok see you in 5 minutes"
"Dave-"
"Bye!"

-Click-

"Ok for fuck sake"
Im going to bed

~5 minutes later~

"I cant sleep"
"Why hello there old-"
"AHHH-"
"Calm down sportsy i didn't mean to scare you"
"Wtf dave why are you in my house"
"I said i was coming over"

"Whatever im guessing your not going to leave?"
"How could i leave my orange baby"
"Ok so what do you want to do?"
"Fuck yo-"
"Dave no"
"Dave yes"

"Do you have any ka-"
"Yes"
"Yay!"
"Come on"

"Dave why are you holding my hand"
"Cuz"
"NOW KEBABS!"

"There in the fridge ill be on the couch"
"Ok"
"Sporsy"
"Yea?"
"Why do you have a eggplant"
"Idk"
"Oohhh ik why cuz you think of me~"
"Just get your kebabs"
"Why do you have kebabs anyway?"
"I figured you would brake into my house at some point"

"Oh-"
"Glad to know you think about me out side of work"
"Dave just sit tf down"

"So what do you want to wach?"
"Idc whatevers on"
"Ok"

"Dave why are you-"
"Shhhh sportsy im trying to wach"
"Whatever do what you want"
"Can i suck yo-"
"Not today"
"Tomarrow?"
"Just wach the movie"(wtf did i just say not today?!?! NOT TODAY!?!)

"You ok sportsy?"
"Huh oh yea sorry"
"All good :D"
"He's so cute:)"
"Huh? Did you say somthing sport?"
"Oh uh no just thinking out loud"(Shit i said that out loud)
"Well your cute to"
"W-What?"
"You heard me"

"Dave?"(this mf realy fell asleep on me)
"Love you dave..."

(daves pov)

[im not asleep sportsy just thinks i am this is amazing i get to be on top of sportsy and he said he loves me! To day is the best]

/Time skip after dave finaly fell asleep\
(jacks pov)

"Dave wake up"
"Huh?"
"You've been sleeping for five hours"
"Wait realy??"
"Yea"
"Oh- can i stay here for the night?"
"Sure"

/Hi! Im going to mske a part 2 to this and it might be smut!\