Black Coffee at his concert (Aidan and Five one shots)

Incorrect Quotes

Five: Would you stab your Best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Klaus to Diego: You stab me, then when my leg is healed we can buy whatever we want

Diego to Klaus: you stab me too and we will have 20 million dollars

*Diego and Klaus high five*

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*Diego and Klaus limping towards Five*

Klaus: Money please

Five *confused*: It was hypothetical question

Diego: Give us our money, Dickhead

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Viktor: Hey Klaus

Klaus: Dave used to Call me Klaus

Ben and Five: CAUSE ITS YOUR FUCKING NAME!

Everyone else: Who the fuck is Dave?

Klaus: Oh the Love of my life I met serving in Vietnam

Diego: We went to the past before that war

Klaus: Oh, it wasn't me and Ben's first time

Luther: you two slept together?

Diego: STFU Luther they aren't you and Allison. They meant time travel

Klaus: you said they *heart eyes*

Diego: yeah . . . Your Non-Binary those are your pronouns right?

Klaus: Yeah . . . He/They

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Luther: Nothing is free

Allison: Love is free

Ben: Friendship is free

Diego: Sleep is free

Viktor: Knowledge is free

Five: Air is free

Klaus: Everything is free if you take it without asking

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Five: Which one of you fucking dick heads wants to get punched in the throat for adding me to a Group chat?

Klaus: >:o LANGUAGE! (A/N: ILY but stfu steve)

Viktor: Yeah! Watch your fucking language

Diego: OKAY! WHO TAUGHT VIKTOR THE FUCK WORD!

Allison: 'the fuck word'

Ben: Are you stupid? You guys say the f word all the time

Klaus: le gasp

Viktor: Oh my god, he censored it

Allison: Say fuck, Ben.