"Eggsy" shouted his mum "Eggsy come here"
"Got any Rilza?" She said
"No" Eggsy replied
"Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop 'n get some" his bastard of a step dad said
"Get em yourself" Eggsy replied
"Oi, what have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?" His mum said.
"Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go?" Eggsy said.
His mum sighed
"I'll tell ya what, why don't you take this twenty, go and get some rizlas, get yourself some sweets, 'n whilst ya gone, we'll show your mother how three can be good company." Dean said.
Eggsy snatched the money and walked over to his crying baby step- sister
"Hey hey, it's alright, don't cry, there we go." He said to her before leaving.
The local pub
"If Dean treats ya mum so bad, why don't she leave him?" One of Eggsy's mates said.
"Low self-esteem, that's her problem" the other said
"Fuck off, why would she have low self-esteem? Eggsy's mums well fit"
"No offense bruv" they said
"No it's alright, one of these days I'm gonna smash his face in." Eggsy said
"Are you mental cuz?" One of them said "He'd just get that lot to do you and then pretend he knew nufin" he said pointing to Dean's minions.
"Oi! You think you can chat shit bout us and we won't do nothing cuz just 'cause our guvnors banging Eggsy's mum?" One of them said.
"Pretty much yeah" replied Eggsy.
"Bruv just leave it, let's just go man, it's not worth it" one of Eggsy's mates said.
"You boys 'ave outstayed your welcome" he said "leave".
Eggsy stood up face to face with him
"Sorry bout that bruv." He said and left.
"They weren't fucking worth it boys." His mate said.
"It's freezing, why are we walking?" Eggsy said as he held up a pair of car keys.
"You jacked his fucking car keys bruv?" His mate said
"Yep now we're gonna nick his car." Eggsy replied
As he opened the car it made a very loud noise.
"Fucking..." "Shit, move bruv!"
"Hold on boys" Dean's minion said as he went to go have a look at what was going on.
"HEY THATS MY FUCKING CAR! OI! EGGSY I SWEAR! YOU BETTER FUCKING STOP IT! YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN STOP IT! IM GONNA FUCKIN HAVE YA!" He started shouting
"FLOOR IT EGGSY FLOOR IT!" His mate said as they drove off
"Yeah yeah Dean look it's me, Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah, Ive come out pub he's done about 15 doughnuts in my fucking face and drove off." He said when Eggsy came reversing up the road with a police car up their front end.
They ended driving for about 5 minutes on busy roads, motorways, stuff like that, when he saw a dog in the road, Eggsy swerved into a car and told his mates to get out the car, they did as they were told and Eggsy drove straight into the police car.
At the police station the next day
"Now Eggsy there is no such thing as honour amongst thieves, now you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with, or you go down, it's up to you" said the investigator to Eggsy.
"I want to exercise my right to a phone call." Eggsy said
"I hope it's to your mum, telling her your gonna be 18 months late for tea." Said the investigator as he walked off.
Eggsy picked up the phone and dialled the number on the back of the Medal of Valor.
"Customer complaints, how may I help you?" Came a voice from the other end.
"Um my name's Eggsy Unwin, sorry, Gary Unwin, And, I'm up shit creek, Im in Holborn police station and my mum said to call this number if I ever needed help and-"
"I'm sorry sir, wrong number"
"Wait, wait, Oxfords, not brogues'?"
"Your complaint has been duly noted, and we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer"
Eggsy slammed the phone on the table, did it work? Did they know it was him?
As Eggsy walked out he turned to walk down the stairs.
"Eggsy, would you like a lift home?" Said someone
"Who are you?" Eggsy asked
"The woman who got you released" she replied
"That ain't an answer" he said
"A little gratitude would be nice, my name is y/n, l/n , and I gave you that medal. Your father saved my life." Yn said
