Pig Pimples Moldy Warts and Thanatos Eaters

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"Percy Chiron wants us at the big house."

"5 more minutes mom" was my overly intelligent response

"Blue cookies" My girlfriend yelled

I shot up and exclaimed "Were, Were!?!?!?!" 

"Come on! were gonna be late!" Annabeth said between giggles

"Okay" I dragged myself out of bed downhearted there were no cookies.

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 Jason, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Leo, Calypso, Reyna, Thalia, Will, and Nico were there already. "Great now that you are all here I will explain" Chiron said "you will be going to Hogwarts-"

"Pig pimples!?!?" I exclaimed while rolling on the floor laughing. Jason, Leo, Piper, Calypso, and Thalia were on the floor with me, Nico, Reyna, and Annabeth were trying to hold in smiles, Frank was doubled over wheezing, Hazel was leaning against Frank shaking with silent laughter, and Will was leaning on Nico booming with laughter.

After several minutes it took us all to stop laughing Chiron continued "A school of witchcraft and wizardry. They just waged war against Voldemort-"

"M-m-moldyshorts?" Leo said stuttering because he was shaking from laughter once again.

Once again everyone was in their positions laughing their heads off. This time it took 5 minutes straight to get the laughter to stop. "and his death eaters."

This time Nico joined us on the floor, screaming between laughs "Thanatos Eaters!!!!???! who would want to eat him!?!? He would probably be tough with age and chewy!!"

"And you will be going to protect Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasley from the Death Eaters. You will have to go to diagon ally to get school supplies."

(A/N) I support Percabeth, Soulangelo, Reylia, Caleo, Jasper (pretend Jason never died), Harmione, Frazel, Tratie, and many others I can't name off the top of my head.

Ginny and Harry never got together, and same with Ron and Hermione.

I tend to write short chapters, so sorry if you don't like it

Snape never died also

Dumbledor did

Fred didn't 

I may put the Stolls and Tratie in it too.

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