it all started when my besty maddie asked me to rate leigh whannel from 1 - 10 on bangability. I obviously rated a 10. She then told me that I had to enrol in a lovely school as a teacher of prostitution! I love my job and I couldn't think of having any other job!
Later that day, I came across leigh whannel waiting for me in my garden. he walked up to me and screamed that he loved me and I had to have his children and he wanted 86 kids. I felt like that was a bit direct seeing as I had only met him in person for the first time, but of course I obliged.
now being a full time mum of 86, I decided to drop out of prostitution and focus on my beloved children! but then, we had no source of income! so we ended up living in a hole in a wall.
to be continued...
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Fanfikcemine and @Maddie_Mayahawke story!!! she wrote it I'm publishing it and don't get offended it's just a piss take
