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*skip to 3rd of January*

it's 1 PM!why did i wake up so freaking early?grrr....i am dressed like this:--->

um...did i ever tell you that my last name is actually Torres,not Black?yeah,as Dahvie Vanity's Lil Sys.yep i know he is a BOTDF member!i just...miss him...SKYPE!

i enter and...BINGO!i enter on videocall.Bill is still asleep.i hop i wont wake him up

me:HEEEEY DAHVIE!!!

i said i HOPE i wont wake him.i didnt say ill actaully try

Dhavie:HEEYY!!lookie here!i misss you so fucking much,lil' sus!how are you?where are you?lots of other stupid questions?

me:*straight face*my fave colour is a black strawberry*

after that,we bursted laughing*

Dahvie:yep.still old you

he is 25.

me:ok so by now,i must say that i had the best Christmas and New Year EVER!

Dahvie:oh really?how is that?arent you still in that bloody orphanage with our slut of a sister?

me:actaully no...i got adopted

Dahvie:*gasp*JAYY COME HERE AND SEE MY SYS!by who?

me:do you know that when we lived together i liked this band named Tokio Hotel?

Jayy:*intrerupting*HEYY THERE!you must be Raven!plasure to meet you!

me:*fake posh accent*well there,dear Jayy Von,I am highly delighted to finally meet you aswell.and *normal voice*thats what she said

Jayy:*laughing*your sys is EPIC!

Dahvie:i knooooow.now what about Tokio Hotel?

me:well...the twins kinda entered the orphanage...and i was called in the principal's office,after ALMOST being killed again,and she said*winking at Jayy*that someone wants to adopt me...but i,being me,didn't see anyone,like i ALWAYS do,and go in my room,kinda cursing the bitch...but whateber....I continued my carving on the door,and after i finished,i walked to my warderobe and paked,cuz i wanted to run away.then this "misteryous guy"enter in my room,and IDK how,but i talked to him calmly as possible,without cursing too  much or killing anybody,and he turned out to be Bill Kaulitz.End of story.

Dahvie+jayy:*whistling*thats one sotry.

me:true.but so far,it has beedn the best time EVER!i mean...the first nest thing happened before i want to my new home:humilating my freaking twin

Jayy:so you have 2 sisters,huh?

Dahvie:yes.this 1 is the best thing,when the other one is a wh0re

me:or worse....anywhre:i grabbed a "dill-doe"from the principal's drawer,put it in a beatifuly wraped box and gave it to my twinnie.then starting to tell her about the last night and how the walls were twin and someone 5 miles away didn't hear her them,when i kinda "sang"-Do you wanna fuck me-Eminem&Tom Kaulitz(it's actually Byz,but go with it)then...we kinda ran to the car

we laughed like crazy

Dahvie:so after this fuckery,what was the craziest thing you've ever done?

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