sasaki to miyano [one shots]

sasaki and cat (joke chapter Lol)

(sasaki POV)

() that means what sasaki thinks the cat says? 

sorry i just got bored and made this joke

me and juinor (the cat) were home alone in the house

"..." "..." "you know you always get miyas attention tell me how you do it?" i asked the cat  "meow~(i didnt)" "no don't meow me! i saw you getting my miyas attention easily!" i said to the cat 

"purrr~(attention seeker)" "..." "what how dare you say that about me!" i said as i somehow made the cat hate me in my own mind "mew(why are you gay?)" "hey! i know your gay to so don't be homophobic!" now i some how made my cat homophobic?! 

"mmmeow~(just that i got abandoned by gay people) " "r-really?! im sorry!" i said as i somehow made the cat have so backstory in my mind?! "wait- am i talking to cats?" i mumbled to myself 

"im going crazy!" i panicked "meow?(you ok?)" "no not the time junior im losing my mind!" "meow?(you hate me?)" "no no no no no i didn't mean it like that!" i said as i somehow understand that cat and petted it

"hisss!(don't touch me only ukes can touch me!)" "what-" i said as i stoped petting it and soon the door bell rang so i opened it and saw miya

"i got the stuff" miya said as he came in and petted the cat while i hide in the corner far from the cat "purrrr (good luck next time sasaki!)" the cat said in my thought?! while he got petted by miyano

and then i muttered mean thing about the cat in the corner "dumb stupid cat always stealing my miya"