happy bday zonglee<3
"kaeya what is that place over gtherer???????" y/n questiponed innocently "thats the tavurn...............wanna check it out???????" kaeya smirked "s-sure if you dont mind *gulp*" y/n replied while taking a huamongus gulp that was rlly loud. "What's the matter girlie pop? There's no need to be shy..hehe" kaeya teased. "but anyway, i dont mind at all cutie pie U_O" kaeya said. y/n was blussing.
[in the tavurn]
"oh its you......." said some random tall ugly batman wannabe with red hair. His voice sounded like he was forcing himself to sound hot. (it wasnt hot. btw my dad is elon musk). "hewo die luke" kaeya said in an UwU gamer gurl voice. "ugh its deeluke..... get it right kayuh" the ugly batman wannabe whos name is apparentyl dieluke said. "hahahahahahahaha im just kidding lol no need to be so serios" kaeya said. "anyway who is this kawaii desuu cutie patooie ur with" dieluke said with his ugly corpse wannabe monotone voice. y/n blushed because she was admiring kaeyas chest NOT becasue of dieluke. "oh.. this is my girlfriend y/n" kaeya said loudly. y/n thought to herself "bussy tight bussy clean- i mean- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dating?!??!?!?? we're not dating-" y/n was so red. "g-girlfriend? i bet i can change that" dieluke whispered to himself. "what did u say? i didnt hear youuuuuuuuuuuu" kaeya was very curios. "N-nothing!!!!!!!!!!!" dieluke was embarrassed.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!1!1111!!!!!1
happy bday zonglee<3
"kaeya what is that place over gtherer???????" y/n questiponed innocently "thats the tavurn...............wanna check it out???????" kaeya smirked "s-sure if you dont mind *gulp*" y/n replied while taking a huamongus gulp that was rlly loud. "What's the matter girlie pop? There's no need to be shy..hehe" kaeya teased. "but anyway, i dont mind at all cutie pie U_O" kaeya said. y/n was blussing.
[in the tavurn]
"oh its you......." said some random tall ugly batman wannabe with red hair. His voice sounded like he was forcing himself to sound hot. (it wasnt hot. btw my dad is elon musk). "hewo die luke" kaeya said in an UwU gamer gurl voice. "ugh its deeluke..... get it right kayuh" the ugly batman wannabe whos name is apparentyl dieluke said. "hahahahahahahaha im just kidding lol no need to be so serios" kaeya said. "anyway who is this kawaii desuu cutie patooie ur with" dieluke said with his ugly corpse wannabe monotone voice. y/n blushed because she was admiring kaeyas chest NOT becasue of dieluke. "oh.. this is my girlfriend y/n" kaeya said loudly. y/n thought to herself "bussy tight bussy clean- i mean- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dating?!??!?!?? we're not dating-" y/n was so red. "g-girlfriend? i bet i can change that" dieluke whispered to himself. "what did u say? i didnt hear youuuuuuuuuuuu" kaeya was very curios. "N-nothing!!!!!!!!!!!" dieluke was embarrassed.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!1!1111!!!!!1
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kaeya x reader
Fanfiction(the book is a joke, the description is not) kaeya is a hottie
