Vriska goes for a walk

Vriska decides to touch grass (Part 1)

Karkat screams very loudly at Vriska "GET OUTSIDE YOU ARE A GROSS INCEL GAMER NON GRASS TOUCHER IDIOT GENSHIN FAN".

Vriska took offense to this:

not only did Vriska not like Genshin, Vriska hates the smell of grass.

Karkat was about to die cause Vriska was angy.

Their adopted small child named Ciel Phantomhive walked in to the epic epic epic epic gaming room, "Mummy may I have money for Genshin impact pls Xiao has a new banner mummy, I love Xiao I have read so many 'x readers' with Xiao pls pls I wuv Xiao." 

While Ciel was over 100 years old with 2 kids they still wanted Genshin Impact money, Ciel did not care that they were in debt and could not afford basic living needs, Xiao was more important cause emo boy heart heart. "Mummy plea-" Karkat slapped Ciel. Ciel then bit Karkat. "Cause and effect kids!", Karkat was actually 50 years younger than Ciel but is somehow their mother. "Karkat mummy you have been banished from seeing the grandkids cause I said so you little meany winy tiny weeny" Vriska then speaks up "Get your small ass back to your room before I take your robux away!" "No! Not the robux you little meany winy tiny weeny! You cannot see those stupid grandkids anymore either!! I am so angy."

2'4 Ciel walked back to their room. They bought 10000000$ worth of Genshin and did not end up getting Xiao. They kept loosing the 50/50. "Alrighty time to spend more" They thought. Right as their mummy's card declined they got a discord call from their child: Emil. "What the actual hell do you want Emil, aren't you busy making out with a wall?" Ciel did not like Emil, since Emil eats sand. "Daddy it has been 4 years now, you have not-" Ciel ends the call, but then their other child Aesop called them. "Mummy can I have money for Idv pwetty pwease with a chewy on top, I have a new S tier and I love it I am so epic and I love my S tier and I am the most epic and love my S tier my s tier is so cool omg I love my S tier so much it is the most epic S tier ever I pwomise I will never ever ask for money again I pinky pwomise Mummy." Before Ciel could yell at Aesop for liking Idv they were called by Emil again which they would much rather answer. "Mum can I get married please I am tired of this stupid wall." "Well it depends who you are gonna get married too wall kisser." "Ada Mesmer, mum pwease I wuv walls but I need to get married." While Ciel did not like the idea of someone having to put up with Emil and felt bad for them they said "Hmmmm" and ended the call. Ciel got another Discord call, they did not know who it was but thy accepted cause they were so epic and so kind to everyone, they pick up the phone. "Hello, I am here to talk to you about your extended skating warrantee, we will have to charge 2x extra for that so you need to give us your credit card information.. like the 3 numbers on the back or whatever.. the expiration date I think.. and something else just something." Ciel had 3 words to say: "What is skating?" The spam caller left the vc. Ciel had enough with these stupid callers so did what they were best at.. yelling their credit card information really loud.. Vriska soon storms into Ciel's room and scolds them because they live in New York and  have over 248325723087958423175 neighbors who can here them.. as soon as Vriska is done yelling Ciel realised that they were still in the vc with the skating insurance person.. "Hey thanks for the info buddy!!" See Ciel never left so the spam caller rejoined to see why, then they tried to use the info but soon found out it had already all been spent on non other than... Enstars?? I thought Ciel liked Genshin but plot twist or whatever. Ciel loved Genshin and Enstars cause of um Xiao and for Enstars who knows.. 

The spam callers name is: Langa Hasegawa and he lives with Dreamy Weamy Creamy, Dreamy is his babysitter since 17 year olds still need babysitters cause yeah! Langa had opened Enstars out of pure curiosity of what it was since Ciel had spent over 1 million dollars on it. At the point of opening it he had gotten and ad for "Reki Kyan's Sanitary Napcins" surprisingly the store for this was only 2 blocks away from Langa's house, he wondered why it was so close but then remembered that apps like these know you exact location, ip address, full name, and credit card info so it made more sense. Though after seeing this "Reki Kyan" he was absolutely stunned, jaw dropped, smitten, astounded, in awe and immediately ran over to this store for the "Napcins". See Langa already had a collection of collectable Napcins mainly Dora and Sonic themed but whatever they could find they would buy. So going to this place would be a win win situation. He walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked some more and finally arrived at: "Reki Kyan's Sanitary Napcins"! He walked inside the store to find so many different sanitary napcins, there were, Rent a girlfriend, Rezero, Darling in the Franx, 7 deadly sins, sword art online, and many more incel anime themed sanitary napcins. The one that amazed them most was the Sans themed sanitary napcin. There was only 1, 1 beautiful sans sanitary napcin. They knew they had to buy it, it was worth 1 robuc which was a lot but he knew he had too. See now this takes place in 6969 so money values have gone crazy wazy and now 1 robuc is so much money. Sans napcin was beautiful and had to be publicly viewed, so Langa walked up to the cash register to buy it. Then he saw the most gay awakening, jaw dropping, beautiful, handsome, gay looking man ever which he saw in the ad earlier! He was in love immediately: "Marry me." Reki said "Yes of course I will cause I get 0 play!" and they had their happily ever after. Langa finally got out of their villain arc and stopped spam calling people. He changed for Reki what a beautiful romance.

Dream had been searching for Langa since he left the house, since he did not find him after like 5 minutes he quit the end for Dream. 

Now back to Emil and Ada, since Emil needed a mummy Ada was the first option and only option. Ada was there for the supposed vbucks. Ada loves vbucks. ... Wait for part 2.