Sparrow

Not my Ben

"Ben." Klaus says with a smile in shock "is that really you?" Luther asks "And who are the weirdos on the balcony?!" Diego shouts "Benny?" I speak up in absolute shock "They are the sparrows, my children." Dad well, Reginald said we all look at each over "I'm sorry. What do you mean, your children? That's not possible old man." Five is the first one to say "of course it is! I think I'd know, wouldn't I?" "Everyone else can see Ben, right?" Klaus questions "Cute hat, sun dance." Ben bites back "they call themselves the umbrella academy. A group of scheming perfidious malcontents who accosted me in the fall of 1963 when I was away on business in Dallas. Be warned, they claim to be my spawn." Allison walks up to him "claim? Look, five what the hell is going on ?" As she turns to him "I don't know yet, but it's concerning." Five answers and then what I assume to be the leader of these sparrows pipes up "is he yelling the truth?" "Not the part about Us being perfidious" Vanya replies "no we're amateur-fidious at best" Klaus adds on "But we are his children. This is our house." She finishes "Yeah, yeah. We uh... we grew up here." Luther says "Yeah, we grew up here" one of the sparrows mocks as the others laugh "Shut your mouth pie face." I warn him The guys looks at me with a sour expression. "I kind of think we would have noticed you." A sparrow girl ignores and says to Luther, "Hi. I'm Luther." He replies, oh god not again. "Okay. None of you belong here." Allison rushes forwards. "Oh! Well, then. I guess we'll just pack our bags and move out." Another sparrow girl with sunglasses on speaks and then the cube starts rumbling some gibberish, the sparrows laugh "you slay me, Chris" Ben speaks "ahahaha" I mock "You slay me, Chris tehehehe" I mock further more. Silence "Okay, excuse me, since nobody wants to speak I'll ask the question we are all wondering....who pushed that out of them?" I ask pointing at the cube, then Someone walks in "I wasn't expecting company." She says and sighs "this is the best I could do on short-short.. short notice" she starts glitching out "Mom." Diego gently speaks "Mom? She's a robot, you perv." Another sparrow girl says, damn they have as more girls as us, this should be fun... "It's not a robot" "Hey, don't call him that." "Shut it priss" Diego, Luther and I say at the same time. "Or what?" Ben replies sassily "come closer and find out" Luther squares up to him "Luther! Guys chill!" Vanya tries to stop the boys from fighting "think I'm afraid?" Ben steps up to Luther "stand down, Ben" the leader says and then everyone's just shouting at each over then I look over to the sparrow girl I shouted at and she spits some green liquid at Diego and it hits him on the cheek. " i don't know what circus you escaped from or how you got past our security, but we're done here."

(Diego's dream)
you got 30 seconds to get out of our house." The leader who's name i still don't know speaks to us "and if we don't?" Allison asks as she crosses her arms "then we'll have to settle this the old fashioned way." He steps towards Luther and Luther steps closer "agreed." They both step back as everyone prepares

The leader starts dancing as footloose starts playing I look toward five in a questioning manner but he has no clue either. Then Luther starts dancing and we all looks at him "get him Luther!" Klaus shouts then the rest of the sparrows join in "Luther, what are you doing?" Diego asks "protecting are honor, bro" Luther replies still dancing then, fuck it. We all join in with him "oh shit! We're really good at this!" Diego shouts, we dance and then we cross with the sparrows. Everyone is smiling and enjoying themselves including the sparrows and grumpy little five and Diego. We all start free styling in the hall way me doing a dance move I like to call the 60s break it down. Then the cube spins in the living room Turing it in to a total rave and we line up in two lines and going up in pairs on in my case trios. Because there's an uneven number as we're missing a member and so are they but mom is there I decided to go with Ben and Klaus, us three holding hands in a circle and twirling.

(End of the dream)

"you got 30 seconds to get out of our house." The leader who's name i still don't know speaks to us "and if we don't?" Allison asks as she crosses her arms "then we'll have to settle this the old fashioned way." He speaks "look, we just fought a literal army. Okay? This doesn't need to get ugly. Let's all just calm down, and let's talk" Vanya says as Klaus goofs around "psst. Ben-er-ino. You look so much better alive than you do dead. Am I right? Except that haircut" I agree he does look so fine except I wish he wasn't a complete ass and knew who I was... "what the hell did you just say?" Ben asks defensively then Klaus goes up to him and calls him Mr. grumpy pants "Shut your mouth!" Ben spits "you shut your mouth and just hug your brother—" ben punches Klaus, I run up besides Luther "You didn't have to do that!" "What the fuck Ben?!" Me and Luther shout at him at the same time. "Oh, I'm pretty sure I did! And that's no way for a pretty lady to speak, huh?" he comes closer to my face "Oh yeah?" Now standing off with Ben until "that's right he did." The pie guy says "get back!" The ring leader shouts then Luther and their leader start fighting and their leader kicks Luther and he goes flying back into Klaus. I run into the hall way with my sisters and watch them fight as I stand next to the girl in the dress and pie face "sup girly, what's your name?" I wink and ask the girl "Hi, I'm Sloane, I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be fighting right now." I wave her off "Nah, I'm to emotionally wrecked at the moment" then Sloane asks her brother if she should help and he tells her to not "Art snob huh?" She shouts to Vanya after she lifts her and throws her into the paintings "wow, I thought all of us could of gotten along... sad... anyways you look like you need a bit of a trim." I say as I step towards Sloane and light the bottom of her hair on fire and run up the stairs to help Vanya as the priss tires to help Sloane out with putting out her hair. Then I go down stairs again to help the others. I see Sloane up on the balcony lifting Vanya, and just as she goes and drops Vanya I throw a fire ball her direction which burns her hand. I run with Allison and we see Luther flirting with Sloane we run past and grab Luther, as I shout to Sloane as I blow her a kiss"bye bestie!" As the sunglasses released her crows on us, me, Allison and Luther run into a room whilst the crows try to peck through the door, Luther and Allison escape through the window as I take a deep breath and burn them crows, I felt fab doing that. Then I follow behind Allison and Luther.