[so I'm going to re-write this book because it was kinda sucky-]
(Also I'm gonna try to make this inspired by a shitpost I saw on YouTube of the mysterious house so-)
I also kept calling duckie, fuckie from the d and f being close together so just go with it-
Warning: SWEARING AND POSSIBLE SLURS
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As you were trick or treating with your two friends, Tammy And duckie It soon started to get very dark out as you three were going trick or treating for a long time now going to houses and getting candy.
"Damn I really have to get home-"
Duckie had said underneath the cloth which was a pretty sucky costume considering he didn't have much at home and was now a picnic ghost probably scary due to his KFC looking ass.
"Oh shut the fuck up duckie"
Tammy stated as she glared at the duck, Tammy would be wearing a knife through the head prop with her small hat she had since she was a kitten/pup you never really knew much about what the hell type of animal she was or if she was even a female all you knew is that she was a purple thing....probably the man behind the slaughter?
"Have you two ever realized how shitty our houses look? and how that moon looks scary as fuck more then usual today?"
You had said staring at the surrounding of the three of you. You three were the only ones trick or treating out right now so you decided to break the forth wall while you were bored and also still hungry enough to have eaten all of you candy and debating whether or not you should eat duckie
"Y/N you're not supposed to break the forth wall! we've told you this before!! What if Martin finds out this time!"
Tammy had silently yelled as she looked up at the sky reminding you of our creator and the one who made our world come to life for a series called...the walten files?...still didn't like the name of your own series but hey maybe you would come back sometime and see how far it had gotten since you were only in one episode
"Oh yeah...right, so um fuckie! why do you need to be so home at this time? the night is still young! and though I'm not edp-"
you said to the duck who just stared at you with his horrific duck stare as if you were a piece of bread inside of his pond ready to eat you alive within a seconds
notice....might have to change your mind about eating him lager and change it to now
"I have to take a wicked shit, I had taco bell this morning and I can't hold it in any longer"
Duckie said still looking at you and Tammy before looking around noticing how you three were now in front of a bus stop sign for some reason with a missing bear poster nearby
"Of course your fat ass had taco bell duckie!"
Tammy yelled at him before rubbing her eyes with one hand clearly annoyed and stabbing herself with her claws as well with a shout of "Fuck!" as soon as the camera went back to duckies pov
"maybe we could do one more house before we go? unless you want to go to kfc."
you said as the camera panned at you weirdly as you stared at fuckie in your bob from spooky month costume tho if Bob was thick as hell and didn't get run over by a police car on his way to killing some kids for no apparent reason
"Yeah fuckie! one more house then you can go destroy your house bathroom!"
Tammy said excitedly as her cut that she had made on her eye disappeared in seconds due to the artist erasing it as you looked around for a house before finding the most scariest shit ever......
{To Be continued...}
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authors note: My markiplier fanfic will be re done into a new book sometime soon! tho I don't write much so sorry if it takes long as well as the re-write of chapter two!
hope you like this story it means a lot to me!
