Hello children who got so bored they decided to read this! This is a lemon and shouldn't be taken seriously. I got this idea by caressing grass and sharting on my neighbor's lawn 🥰
Anyway, let's get started with this fever dream
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Like usual, deku had those paper bones so they got Brocken. (AGAIN🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️) He was simply trying to deliver grubhub to Bakugo but his dumbass thought that he was trying to fight so like raibaru fumetsu, he snapped those arms in half 😃
Deku went to lay on the hospital bed and then he heard a moan. He questions if he was on some weird drugs but the nurse said she didn't drug him with cocaine 🥰 he then realized that he's laying on hospital bed-Chan😳😳😳😳😳
Hospital bed-chan's POV:
AhHHH~ 😩 he laid on my face again~ He always does thisssss~~~~~
Good thing I can have this done later and actually get paid tho cuz damn this mf spent all his damn money on ALL MIGHT FIGURES AND POSTERS 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Nobody's poV:
Hospital-Bed-Chan starts giving this man a blowjob because the author of this damn book has no more motivation. They start having anal sex because they found out how after 365 days, 8 more years, and 11037 tries. Deku comes out just to see tsuyu just standing there.
"*ribbit* Midoriya what the fropp is wrong with you 😃 you meowed like a damn furry when it sucked your di-" tsuyu was stopped when all might busted through the doors with milk in his hands 🤩
"I brought the milk back son 🤩"
Todoroki was to stunned to speak and just said:
"AYO WHAT THE FU-"
Deku woke up from this truly terrifying nightmare.
Uraraka says:
"Deku are you okay??"
"I just had the kinkiest yet weirdest dream in my life."
"Well you fucking forgot my pickles on my sandwich bi-"
YOU ARE READING
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HumorYo what's good gamers 😼 My last story seems to do well so why not bring more along for the ride! Before reading this please note, Todobakudeku, bakudeku, and kacchako are cringe but might be mentioned here for the sake of goofy ahh uncle productio...
